Seinfeld Episode Guide

Pilot Summer 1989 (series is titled The Seinfeld Chronicles) 

"Good News, Bad News"
gs: Lee Garlington [ Claire ], Pamela Brull [ Laura ] A girl Jerry met on the road wants to stay with 
him when she comes to New York. George thinks that she is just using Jerry as contingency plan. 
Hoffman (Kramer) comes by to borrow a couple of pieces of meat. The girl calls and asks Jerry if 
she can stay at his apartment for the night, when she arrives she asks to stay for another night. 
Jerry is disappointed when everything is going his way until he finds out she is engaged. 

b: 5 Jul 89 pc: 101 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Art Wolff 

NOTE: In this episode, Jerry refers to Kramer as Kessler, because we later learn in "The 
Betrayal" this was the name on the buzzer for Kramer's apartment. This also discounts the fact 
that Kramer has sublet the apartment from Paul Buchman from Mad About You in an episode of 
that series that aired after "The Virgin." I suppose that Buchman could have sublet the apartment 
to someone named Kessler before Kramer had moved in. As strange as Kramer can be, perhaps 
he thought it best to not let anyone know he lived there and never changed the name. 

In the TV Guide entry for this episode, his character is credited as Hoffman. I assume that this is 
the way it appeared in the script somewhere along the way. There were probably a number of 
name changes for this character, while Kenny Kramer was deciding whether or not his name 
could be used. 


1st Season Spring 1990 (series is re-titled Seinfeld) 

"The Stakeout"
gs: Lynn Clark [ Vanessa ], Phil Bruns [ Morty Seinfeld ], Maud Winchester [ Pamela ], William 
Fair [ Roger ], Ron Steelman [ Artie Levine ], Joe George [ Uncle Mac ], Ellen Gerstein [ Carol ], 
Janet Rotblatt [ Woman ] rc: Helen 

Elaine brings Jerry to a birthday party where he meets a woman who fascinates him. Jerry 
doesn't know her name and wants to meet her again, so on some advice from his father, he and 
George stakeout the lobby of the building she works in. 

b: 31 May 90 pc: 103 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: When this episode is shown in syndication, Phil Bruns still plays Jerry's dad (a role later 
assumed by Barney Martin). This is unlike George's dad, who was played by one actor, replaced 
by Jerry Stiller, and footage was re-shot with Jerry taking over the original dad's part in "The 
Handicap Spot". 

Viewer Mike Greenhaus reminds me that this is the first episode that George uses the name Art 
Vandelay. The name of Vandelay would be used again in "The Boyfriend" and many other 
episodes. Another viewer, Jeremy DeMai, also notes that George first mentions his fetish for 
wanting to be an architect. 

Viewer Ross Raniere remembers that when this episode was rerun on NBC, Jerry and Julia come 
on in a bumper before the show started. Jerry mentions how many episodes they've done so far, 
with Julia sitting next to him on the set's couch. He then said, "And this is the very first one we 
did." Jerry then says something about "the chemistry" and just as the bumper was about to fade, 
he and Julia embraced each other as if they were going to kiss. This of course was the first 
episode that Jerry and Julia had done together. Jerry discounted the Seinfeld Chronicles episode. 



"The Robbery"
gs: Anita Wise [ Waitress ], James F. Dean [ Larry ], Kimberley Kates [ Diane ], Bradford English [ 
Cop ], David Blackwood [ Man #1 ], George Simms [ Man #2 ] While out of town Jerry's 
apartment gets robbed (Kramer left the door open); so he considers moving. However, the 
apartment that George shows him is also an apartment that he wants, so they try to decide who 
will get it. Whoever wins, Elaine wants their apartment. Meanwhile, Kramer searches for the 
stolen property. 

b: 7 Jun 90 pc: 104 w: Matt Goldman d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Kyle Westphal notes that Jerry tells Elaine that is she needs to have sex while watching 
his apartment, do it in the tub. Later in "The English Patient", Elaine says, "Sex in a tub, that 
doesn't work. 


"Male Unbonding"
gs: Kevin Dunn [ Joel ], Anita Wise [ Waitress ], Frank Piazza [ Customer ], Kimberley LaMarque [ 
Teller ] Jerry ponders a few courses of action when he sees that he no longer has anything in 
common with a clingy and obnoxious childhood friend. George has trouble with his latest 
relationship. Kramer has the idea to open a chain of make-your-own-pizza parlors and is looking 
for investors. 

b: 14 Jun 90 pc: 102 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones 


"The Stock Tip"
gs: Lynn Clark [ Vanessa ], Ted Davis [ Dry Cleaner ], Jill C. Klein [ Waitress ], Benjamin Lum [ 
Stock Boy ] Jerry and George get some inside information that gives them hope for a new stock. 
Elaine has trouble with her boyfriend's cats. She's allergic to them. Jerry plans his first weekend 
trip with Vanessa. George says they are "relationship killers." Kramer has an idea for a roll-out tie 
dispenser and warns Jerry about the market. Jerry becomes worried when the stock drops and 
they have trouble locating the broker who has information on when to sell their stock. They find 
out he's in the hospital. Jerry confronts his dry cleaner about his shirt. Elaine considers the cat 
problem. Anxious Jerry sells; George plans to go down with the ship. Jerry's trip is a disaster, but 
the stock turns okay for George. 

b: 21 Jun 90 pc: 105 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones 

2nd Season Winter 1991 

"The Ex-Girlfriend"
gs: Tracy Kolis [ Marlene ], Karen Barcus [ Receptionist ] George has doubts about his current 
relationship that he broke off. Elaine is curious about a relationship that she has with a guy in her 
building that has degenerated over the past two years. Jerry is reluctantly drawn into George's 
ex-relationship when he picks up some books left at her apartment. Although he wants to break it 
off with her, she has this "psycho-sexual" hold over him and he becomes worried about what 
George might think if he lets this relationship develop. Elaine confronts the guy in her building and 
Jerry's relationship maybe in jeopardy when his girlfriend sees his act. 

b: 23 Jan 91 pc: 201 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: A glitch was just recently pointed out to me by Eric Wilks. I had listed the original air date 
for this episode as 16 Jan. Well, every network's programming that evening was preempted for 
the start of something called "The Gulf War." Gee was it that long ago? Anyhow, the first episode 
of the season was delayed and shown a week later. 

Kyle Westphal notes that George wants his books back, only later we now that George will do 
anything not to read. Such as in "The Couch". He mentions that Books on Tape have spoiled him 
"The Fatigues". Perhaps he will changes his ways when he says he'll read a book cover to cover 
in "The Summer of George". I doubt it. 


"The Pony Remark"
gs: Rozsika Halmos [ Manya ], David Fresco [ Isaac ], Scott N. Stevens [ Intern ], Earl Boen [ 
Eulogist ] rc: Helen, Morty, Uncle Leo 

Jerry's parents come to town for a 50th anniversary party. Jerry bets Kramer that he won't 
complete his plans to renovate his apartment with levels in a month. Jerry takes Elaine to the 
dinner and he makes an observation about children who have ponies, this remark offends the 
guest of honor. When she dies soon afterwards, Jerry wonders if he should go to the funeral or 
go to his championship softball game. Elaine wonders about the fate of the apartment, when she 
hears the widower is moving to Arizona. George wonders if it will ever be possible for him to have 
sex again. 

b: 30 Jan 91 pc: 202 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones 


"The Jacket"
gs: Lawrence Tierney [ Alton Benes ], Frantz Turner [ Salesman ], Susanne Spoke [ Customer ], 
Harry Hart-Browne [ Manager ] Jerry buys a real expensive new suede jacket with a colorful inner 
lining. George has a song from Les Miserables that he just can't get out of his mind. Kramer is 
supposed pickup a magician friend's doves, and needs someone to help him for two minutes; 
Elaine takes on the job. Kramer promises she'll get "a lift" to the hotel where Jerry and George 
are meeting her and her father, Alton Benes, an author cut from Hemingway cloth. Jerry and 
George suffer while waiting with Elaine's father. When it begins to snow, Jerry turns his new 
jacket inside out, to protect it, but Alton Benes doesn't want to be seen on the street with him. 

b: 6 Feb 91 pc: 205 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones 


"The Phone Message"
gs: Tory Polone [ Carol ], Gretchen German [ Donna ] George blows an invitation upstairs with his 
latest girlfriend and then when he tries to make restitution he leaves progressively nastier 
messages on her answering machine. He gets the chance to prevent her from hearing her 
messages by having Jerry switch the tape out of her machine, while he distracts her. Jerry and 
his girlfriend have a disagreement about TV commercial for pants commercial and his telling his 
friends about their conflict. 

b: 13 Feb 91 pc: 207 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones 


"The Apartment"
gs: Tony Plana [ Manny ], Glenn Shadix [ Harold ], Jeanine Jackson [ Roxanne ], Leslie Neale [ 
Rita ], Theresa Randle [ Janice ], Patricia Amaye Thomson [ Susie ], Melody Ryane [ Joanne ], 
David Blackwood [ Stan ] Kramer tries mousse in his hair. Jerry gets Elaine an opportunity to get 
the apartment right above him, before he realizes the possible implications. George tests the 
"man with a wedding band" theory of meeting women. 

b: 4 Apr 91 pc: 208 w: Peter Mehlman d: Tom Cherones 

"The Statue"
gs: Michael D. Conway [ Ray ], Nurit Koppel [ Rava ] Jerry has a box of stuff his grandfather left 
him. Inside is an interesting looking statue that could replace one George's parents had years 
ago, but he broke. George plans to pick the statue up later but in the meantime he tells his 
parents about the replacement statue. Meanwhile the boyfriend of a bitter Finnish author (whose 
latest work Elaine is going to edit) is going to clean Jerry's apartment. When Jerry returns to his 
apartment it is cleaned beyond reason. Later when Jerry and Elaine are at the author's 
apartment, they see the statue on her mantelpiece. Getting it back may jeopardize Elaine's 
chance at being an editor, but save George from his parent's wrath. 

b: 11 Apr 91 pc: 210 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones 


"The Revenge"
gs: Fred Applegate [ Levitan ], John Capodice [ Vic ], Teri Austin [ Ava ], Patrika Darbo [ Glenda ], 
Marcus Smythe [ Dan ], John Hillner [ Greeny ], Deck McKenzie [ Bill ], Larry David [ Voice of 
Newman (uncredited) ] rc: Newman (uncredited voice only in syndicated reruns (see note)) 

George quits his job in a huff after he is demoted to using the regular bathroom. Newman tells 
Kramer that he plans to jump off the building. Jerry suggests that George just go back into work 
next Monday morning and pretend like nothing happened; however, that doesn't work. Newman 
jumps, from the second floor. George plots revenge, and with Elaine's help, tries to slip his boss 
"a Mickey." Jerry suspects that his launderer is a larcenist after he discovers that $1500 he had 
stashed in his laundry bag is missing. Kramer helps Jerry get revenge by bringing a bag of 
concrete in to put into one of the wash machines. 

b: 18 Apr 91 pc: 212 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: While thinking about new career opportunities, George mentions that he might get a job 
working for a sports team, something he'll realize later. Newman, whom we never see, is said to 
be unemployed; however, later in the series we learn he is a postal worker. For the syndicated 
rerun, Wayne Knight supplies the voice of the never seen Newman. For the original network 
broadcasts Larry David provided the voice for Newman. 


"The Heart Attack"
gs: Stephen Tobolowsky [ Tor ], John Posey [ Dr. Fein ], John Fleck [ Attendant ], Jimmy 
Woodward [ Driver ], Pat Hazell [ Man in Other Bed ], Sharon McKnight [ The Nurse ], Thomas 
Wagner [ The Cook ], Heather James [ The Waitress ] George thinks he's had a heart attack. The 
doctor tells him otherwise, but he might want to get his tonsils and adenoids removed. Elaine is 
interested in the doctor and he is interested in her tongue. George not wanting to deal with the 
cost, follows Kramer's suggestion of going to a holistic healer. The healer's cure turns George 
purple and the ride to the hospital is delayed over a Chuckle. 

b: 25 Apr 91 pc: 211 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones 


"The Deal"
gs: Siobhan Fallon [ Tina ], Norman Brenner [ Clerk ] Jerry and Elaine are watching TV late at 
night and stumble across "naked people" and that gets them both discussing whether they could 
have a relationship and not jeopardize their friendship. George says it can't be done, but Jerry 
and Elaine devise "a system"; however, it develops a little trouble when her birthday comes 
along. 

b: 2 May 91 pc: 213 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 

"The Baby Shower"
gs: Christine Dunford [ Leslie ], Vic Polizos [ Tabachnik ], James Lashly [ Assistant ], Margaret 
Reed [ Mary ], George C. Simms [ FBI Man ], Marla Fries [ Stewardess ], Don Perry [ Passenger 
], Kate Mulligan [ Party Guest ], Audrey Frantz [ Party Guest ] Elaine needs to use Jerry's 
apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman that once dated George. George reflects that she 
was "unequivocally the worst date of my life." Jerry has to go out of town for a show, so he lets 
Elaine use the apartment. Kramer sells Jerry on the idea on getting an illegal cable hookup. The 
party begins. The cable guys come to install the hookup. Jerry's show gets canceled, so he 
returns to the apartment with George (who's prepared to confront the bad date). Jerry is the 
victim of his own confrontation. 

b: 16 May 91 pc: 204 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones 


"The Chinese Restaurant"
gs: James Hong [ Bruce ], David Tress [ Mr. Cohen ], Judy Kain [ Lorraine ], Kate Benton [ 
Woman on Phone ], Michael Mitz [ Phone Guy ], Kendall McCarthy [ Man ] Jerry, Elaine and 
George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before a showing of Plan 9 From Outer Space on the big 
screen. However, while waiting a really long time to get a table, Jerry sees a woman whose name 
he can't recall; George needs to use a phone he can't have and Elaine needs food, more than 
those seated ahead of them. 

b: 23 May 91 pc: 206 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Viewer Danny Lee notes that Jerry mentions in this episode that he has a sister. I wonder 
what ever happened to her? 


"The Busboy"
gs: David Labiosa [ Antonio ], Doug Ballard [ Eddie ], John Del Regno [ Manager ] George 
inadvertently meddles in the life of a busboy, by getting him fired. He tries to rectify things; 
however, he winds up compounding them by losing the busboy's cat. Elaine discovers that a 
week is much too long to have a house guest. She does everything in her power to get him out. 
The busboy's life is saved and made for the better after his involvement with George, until he 
meets Elaine's house guest. 

b: 26 Jun 91 pc: 203 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones 

3rd Season 1991 

"The Note"
gs: Ralph Bruneau [ Lloyd ], Terri Hanauer [ Julianna ], Jeff Lester [ Raymond ], Flo Di Re [ 
Receptionist ], Liz Georges [ Pam ], Paul Rogers [ Man in Waiting Room ], Dale Raoul [ Dental 
Patient ], Joshua Liebling [ Billy ] Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry when his small talk with 
his therapist leads to a misunderstanding. Jerry uses his dentist friend, Roy, to write a note so 
that insurance will cover therapy for George and Elaine. Then, George's paranoia about men 
comes into play when he gets a massage from a man and later says "I think it moved." Kramer 
thinks he has seen DiMaggio in Dinky Donuts. The notes may cause Roy to lose his license in an 
insurance fraud investigation. 

b: 18 Sep 91 pc: 301 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 


"The Truth"
gs: Valerie Mahaffey [ Patrice ], Siobhan Fallon [ Tina ] George's relationship with a former IRS 
worker may ease Jerry's tax audit worries- until she becomes his former girlfriend. She wants to 
know why, so he tells her the truth, this was after he gave her Jerry's tax records. Elaine sees far 
too much of Kramer, he's dating her roommate; in return he saw far too much of her, in fact all of 
her. George tries to get Jerry's tax records back, but he finds she gone into a depression clinic. 

b: 25 Sep 91 pc: 302 w: Elaine Pope d: David Steinberg 

NOTE: According to viewer Jerry Balsam, George first mentions that he has driven women to 
lesbianism before, something we'll get to experience in "The Smelly Car." 


"The Pen"
gs: Ann Morgan Guilbert [ Evelyn ], Annie Korzen [ Doris Klompus ], Magda Harout [ Stella ], 
Roger Nolan [ The Chiropractor ], Tucker Smallwood [ The Photographer ] rc: Morty, Helen, Uncle 
Leo, Klompus 

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a trip to Florida to visit his parents. There are temperature 
control problems in the condo, a back breaking sofa bed, a slight overdose of muscle relaxants 
and the disposition of a pen that writes upside down. 

b: 2 Oct 91 pc: 305 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 

"The Dog"
gs: Joseph Maher [ Gavin ], Tom Williams [ Bark of the Dog ], Marvin Wright-Bey [ Attendant #1 ], 
Kelly Wellman [ Attendant #2 ] Jerry is watching an unruly dog, for a fellow airline passenger 
who's sick in a hospital somewhere in Chicago. Jerry, can't leave his apartment, that leaves 
George and Elaine alone together. They find they have little to say to each other without their 
conversational third, Jerry; so they talk about him. Kramer tries breaking up with his girlfriend. 
Jerry can't locate the dogs owner, who was released from the hospital, some time ago. 

b: 9 Oct 91 pc: 303 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 

"The Library"
gs: Philip Baker Hall [ Lt. Bookman ], Ashley Gardener [ Marion ], Harris Shore [ Mr. Lippman ], 
Cynthia Szigeti [ Sandy ], Biff Yeager [ Heyman ], Neal Lerner [ The "Shusher" ], Marie Barrientos 
[ The Receptionist ] The library asks Jerry about a book he checked out in 1971 and never 
returned, so Jerry looks up an old girlfriend for his defense against a library cop. George thinks 
the homeless man he'd seen outside the library is a former gym high school gym teacher that he 
got fired. Kramer has his eye on a librarian. Elaine worries about her career when her boss hates 
the recommendations she made. 

b: 16 Oct 91 pc: 304 w: Larry Charles d: Joshua White 

NOTE: According to viewer Jeffrey Abucay, Marion the Librarian says that Mr. Bookman has 
been working at the library for 25 years, however Lt. Bookman himself states that 1971 was his 
first year on the job, which would mean he's been working at the library for twenty years, not 
twenty five. 

Jeff Holland notes that this episode features the appearance of the "infamous" green bike. Why is 
it infamous? 

Viewer Bill Watson notes that people often forget, myself included, about Harris Shore's only 
appearance as Mr. Lippman. Richard Fancy assumes that role beginning in the "The Red Dot." 

"The Parking Garage"
gs: David Dunard [ Security Guard ], Cynthia Ettinger [ Michele ], Gregory Daniel [ Man in 
Corvette ], Carlyle King [ The Mother ], Adam Wylie [ The Kid ], Joe Farago [ Man With Woman ], 
Ron Evans [ Bodybuilder ], Tucker Smallwood [ Man in Mercedes ] Everyone separates to try to 
find the car in a huge parking garage. Jerry needs the use of a bathroom so he finds a place to go 
and gets busted. Elaine tries to get help from people passing by. George joins Jerry in getting 
busted. Kramer is wearing "the jacket," and forgets where he put down the air conditioner he was 
carrying and causes George to be real late for his parent's 47th anniversary. 

b: 30 Oct 91 pc: 306 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Viewer Kyle Westphal notes that Kramer parks in Purple 23. This happens to be the 23rd 
episode. Another viewer, Kyle Matschke notes that Kramer put the air conditioner down in Purple 
23 and Jerry peed in Yellow 14. 

"The Cafe"
gs: Brian George [ Babu Bhatt ], Dawn Arnemann [ Monica ] Jerry tries helping the owner of a 
small restaurant attract customers by giving him a suggestion. George must take an IQ test for 
his latest girlfriend, so Elaine helps him in "a caper" where she takes the test for him. Kramer tries 
to keep his mother's ex-boyfriend's jacket, because it helps him meet women; however the ex-
boyfriend comes looking for it. 

b: 6 Nov 91 pc: 307 w: Tom Leopold d: Tom Cherones 

"The Tape"
gs: John Apicella [ Repairman ], Ping Wu [ Delivery Boy (Ping) ], Norman Brenner [ Beder ] 
George is excited about a new potential baldness cure that was discovered in China. While 
listening to a tape of his previous nights show, Jerry hears the voice of a mysterious woman who 
talks dirty into his tape recorder and everyone becomes excited by the voice. Elaine shines in an 
entirely new light for George when he is let in on the her secret, she's the voice. He is later driven 
crazy when she plays around with him while goofing around in front of Kramer's new video 
recorder. George tries the bald cure. Kramer searches for the jacket. 

b: 13 Nov 91 pc: 308 w: Larry David and Bob Shaw & Don McEnery d: David Steinberg 

"The Nose Job"
gs: Susan Diol [ Audrey ], Roy Brocksmith [ Landlord ], Tawny Kitaen [ Isabel ], Joseph V. Perry [ 
Newsstand Owner ], David Blackwood [ Interviewer ] Jerry's brain and penis play chess against 
one another to decide whether he should keep dating a vacuous model with whom the "sex is 
great" but not anything else. George is dating a woman with a big nose, Kramer tells her it like it 
is and she gets a nose job; however, there is a complication. Kramer gets Elaine to help him 
retrieve the jacket. 

b: 20 Nov 91 pc: 309 w: Peter Mehlman d: Tom Cherones 

"The Stranded"
gs: Michael Chiklis [ Steve ], Teri Austin [ Ava ], Bobbi Jo Lathan [ Patti ], Gwen Shepherd [ 
Cashier ], Dwayne Kennedy [ Frank ], Marcia Firesten [ Jenny ], Michael Milhoan [ Security Guard 
], John Putch [ Roy ], Melissa Weil [ Gwen ], Ellen Ratner [ Ellen ], Frank Piazza [ Cop ] Jerry & 
Elaine go to a party with George, while there they send signals to each other to get out of bad 
party conversations. Afterward, George abandons them there, when he leaves with a co-worker 
he has a chance with. Jerry & Elaine keeping the hosts up real late, while waiting for Kramer to 
come and pick them up. The host later takes Jerry up on his offer to drop by when he is in the 
city, just as Jerry is leaving. He stays in Jerry's apartment for the evening and parties with Kramer 
and a lady of the evening. Later George pays the price for his romance in the workplace (he must 
quit) and he tries to shoplift at the drug store where he says they still owe him ten dollars. 

b: 27 Nov 91 pc: 209 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld and Matt Goldman d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: This episode was originally going to be broadcast during the second season on 17 Jul 91. 
Jerry comes on before the broadcast of this episode and explains that it is from the time before 
George lost his job and he wanted to "let you know, that we know, you know." 

Viewer Jeff Holland notes that one of George's co-workers says she just sold a property at 129 
W. 81 St.; that of course is the building where Jerry, Kramer and Newman live. 


"The Alternate Side"
gs: Jay Brooks [ Sid ], Janet Zarish [ Rental Car Agent ], Edward Penn [ Owen March ], Jeff 
Barton [ Paramedic ] Jerry's car is stolen and the criminal picks up his car phone. George decides 
to take a fill-in job moving cars from one side of the street to the other; this turns into a disaster 
for local traffic flow. Kramer gets a chance to do a line in a Woody Allen film; "these pretzels are 
making me thirsty." Elaine gets tired of her 66-year-old boyfriend and when she is about to break 
up with him, he has what might be a heart attack or something. 

b: 4 Dec 91 pc: 310 w: Larry David and Bill Masters d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Viewer Burton Reibling notes that while Kramer almost got his line in Woddy's film. Julia 
Louis-Dreyfus has a single line in Hannah and Her Sisters. In her scene Woody Allen arrives at 
work (he is working at a television network), and Julia says, "Mickey, we have half an hour until 
airtime." She delivers this line about 10 - 15 minutes into the film, and about a minute later John 
Turturro also has a line. 

Viewer Kevin Hercules notes the following blooper: Jerry is driving a BMW. In a BMW, the 
defroster is on the top of the vent positions. Jerry tells the guy that stole his car that it is on the 
bottom. In the yet another blooper category, viewer Jeff Holland notes that George moves fast. In 
an editing blooper in one shot he is across the room by the window. In the next shot, he is in the 
kitchen behind Jerry. He also notes the irony, that Jason has the side job as "Pretzel Boy" when 
George utters the line "these pretzels are making me thirsty." 

Jeff Holland also notes that Jerry's car phone number 555-8383 is used in a later episode as his 
home number. 

"The Red Dot"
gs: David Naughton [ Dick ], Bridget Sienna [ Evie (Cleaning Woman) ], Rachel Davies [ 
Saleswoman ] rc: Lippman 

Jerry is the unwitting cause of Elaine's boyfriend falling off the wagon. Elaine gets George a job, 
so he buys her a gift, an $85 cashmere sweater. The sweater has a little red dot on it; hence the 
price. Elaine gives it back, then George gives it to the cleaning woman, to keep her quiet about 
them having sex on his desk. George gets fired. 

b: 11 Dec 91 pc: 311 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 

"The Subway"
gs: Ernie Sabella [ Naked Man ], Barbara Stock [ Scam Woman ], Rhoda Gemignani [ Woman 
with Elaine ], Mark Boone Junior [ OTB Patron ], Christopher Collins [ Thug ], Barry Vigon [ Player 
#1 ], Joe Restivo [ Player #2 ], Daryl Roach [ Violinist/Cop ], Chet Nelson [ Kid ] Everyone has an 
uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway. George meets a beautiful 
woman who distracts him from his intended destination, a job interview. Jerry falls asleep and 
then wakes up across from a fat naked man and winds up discussing with him, the New York 
Mets & Coney Island. Elaine's train stops in the middle of a tunnel on her way to be best man at a 
lesbian wedding. Kramer overhears a hot tip on a horse on his way to pay $600 in traffic 
violations. 

b: 8 Jan 92 pc: 313 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones 

"The Pez Dispenser"
gs: Elizabeth Morehead [ Noel ], Fred Sanders [ John ], Bill Applebaum [ D'Giff ], Allen Bloomfield 
[ Polar Bear ], Chris Barnes [ Richie ], Steve Kehela [ Intervenor ], Kate Benton [ Roberta ] 
Kramer joins the "Polar Bear Club." Jerry gets one of Kramer's Pez dispensers which makes 
Elaine laugh during a piano recital of George's girlfriend, and that puts their relationship in 
jeopardy. Kramer has an idea for a cologne that smells like the beach and suggests that George 
make a preemptive breakup with his girlfriend, that will give him the "upper hand." The Pez 
dispenser has a remarkable effect during a drug confrontation. 

b: 15 Jan 92 pc: 314 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 

"The Suicide"
gs: Gina Gallego [ Gina ], Mimi Lieber [ Rula ], C.E. Grimes [ Martin ], Howard Schecter [ Doctor ], 
Aimee Aro [ Faithy ], Peggy Lane O'Rourke [ Nurse ] rc: Newman 

Elaine needs to fast before an x-ray, so she tries stuffing herself three days before the test. After 
his neighbor Martin tries suicide, Jerry is hit on by his girlfriend, Gina, while at the hospital. A 
psychic warns George to cancel his vacation to the Cayman Islands, but never can tell George 
why. Jerry becomes worried when Newman (a friend of Martins) sees him with Gina. Elaine starts 
hallucinating from hunger. Everything hinges on a Drake's coffee cake. 

b: 29 Jan 92 pc: 312 w: Tom Leopold d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: According to viewer Ben Houghton, Jason Alexander's mother makes a cameo in this 
episode sitting on a bench next to Elaine. Also he notes that in this episode, George mentions he 
has a brother. 

"The Fix-Up"
gs: Maggie Jakobson [ Cynthia ] After selling each other on the idea, Jerry and Elaine sell George 
and Elaine's friend on a blind date, then they await the results. They promise to keep each other 
updated with "full disclosure," though that doesn't happen. There also may be a problem with a 
defective condom. "My boys can swim!" 

b: 5 Feb 92 pc: 317 w: Elaine Pope & Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones 

"The Boyfriend (1) (a.k.a. The New Friend (1))"
gs: Keith Hernandez [ Himself ], Rae Allen [ Mrs. (Lenore) Sokol ], Richard Assad [ Cabbie ] rc: 
Newman 

Jerry meets Keith Hernandez and wants to make a good impression. Meanwhile, George is out of 
time on his unemployment and he works harder than ever on his scheme to get a 13 week 
extension. He tells the unemployment office he was really close on Vandelay Industries, a 
company that makes latex products and whose main office is Jerry's apartment. Kramer and 
Newman hate Hernandez back to a time when they were allegedly spit on by him; however, Jerry 
supports the "second-spitter theory." Keith asks Jerry about Elaine's status. Keith makes a date 
with her and breaks a date with Jerry. 

b: 12 Feb 92 pc: 315 w: Larry David and Larry Levin d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Originally broadcast as part of a 60 min episode. The name Vandelay is used again, this 
time as a company. Devoted Internet fans of the show decide the company's name will be used 
for their electronic mailing list. 


"The Boyfriend (2) (a.k.a. The New Friend: Of Mastodons and Men (2))"
gs: Keith Hernandez [ Himself ], Rae Allen [ Mrs. (Lenore) Sokol ], Carol Ann Susi [ Carrie ], Lisa 
Mende [ Carol ], Roger McDowell [ Himself ], Stephen Prutting [ Michael ], Richard Assad [ 
Cabbie ], Melanie Good [ Woman ] rc: Newman 

George tries two more approaches with the unemployment officer. Kramer gets Jerry to 
accompany him to see a former neighbors' new baby, "you got to see the baby." Though he's 
gone out with Keith once, does that mean he must help him move. Elaine and Keith are hitting it 
off until he pulls out a cigarette. George wants to sleep with a really tall woman. Keith supports 
the "second spitter theory." Jerry and Elaine both breakup with Keith and George might get his 
wish. 

b: 12 Feb 92 pc: 316 w: Larry David and Larry Levin d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Originally broadcast as part of a 60 min episode. Viewer Biff Hooper notes that when 
George runs out of the bathroom to tell Kramer to say "Vandelay Industries," he falls and drops 
his paper to the right of where he lies. Then, in the shot from Jerry's view, the paper has moved 
to George's left! 


"The Limo"
gs: Peter Krause [ Tim ], Suzanne Snyder [ Eva ], Jeremy Roberts [ Chauffeur ], Jodi Baskerville [ 
Herself ], I.M. Hobson [ Businessman ], Harley Venton [ Dan ], Adam Leslie [ Man at Protest ], 
Norman Brenner [ Man at Airport ], Aaron Kanarek [ Protester #1 ], Ray Glanzmann [ Protester #2 
] On a whim, Jerry and George take a limo from a passenger that Jerry knows never made it on 
the plane. While taking the limo they call Elaine & Kramer to join them for an event at Madison 
Square Garden, but it isn't the type of event they were hoping for. 

b: 26 Feb 92 pc: 318 w: Larry Charles s: Marc Jaffe d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: A rare episode, where Jerry's apartment is not featured. 


"The Good Samaritan"
gs: Melinda McGraw [ Angela ], Ann Talman [ Robin ], Joseph Malone [ Michael ], Helen Slater [ 
Becky Gelke (uncredited) ] Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver, then he wants to date her, after 
dating her he finds out she hit another woman he's always wanted to date. George has an affair 
with Elaine's friend. Kramer has violent reactions to Mary Hart's voice. 

b: 4 Mar 92 pc: 319 w: Peter Mehlman d: Jason Alexander 


"The Letter"
gs: Catherine Keener [ Nina ], Richard Venture [ Leonard West ], Elliott Reid [ Mr. Armstrong ], 
Justine Johnston [ Mrs. Armstrong ], Shashawnee Hall [ Usher ] rc: Lippman 

Kramer poses for a painting, that an elderly couple becomes just crazy about. George feels 
obligated to buy something when he accompanies Jerry to his new girlfriend's art studio. Elaine 
wears an Orioles baseball cap in the owner's box at Yankee Stadium and refuses to remove it. 
Jerry finds out his new girlfriend is a plagiarist after he hears the words she wrote in a letter, on 
television. Elaine gets a chance to return to Yankee Stadium. 

b: 25 Mar 92 pc: 320 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Viewer Jeff Holland notes that Elaine comments during this episode that no one would 
want to watch a bris; however in "The Bris" that is just what she and Jerry do! 


"The Parking Space"
gs: Lee Arenberg [ Mike Moffit ], Jay Brooks [ Sid ], Maryedith Burrell [ Maryedith ], Shannon 
Cochran [ Sheila ], Zachary Charles [ Angry Man ], Michael A. Costanza [ Truck Driver ], Mik 
Scriba [ Cop #1 ], Stan Sellers [ Cop #2 ], John Christian Graas [ Matthew ], Peggy Lane 
O'Rourke [ Bystander #1 ], Steven Marcus Gibbs [ Bystander #2 ] rc: Newman 

Kramer tells Jerry about something his friend Mike said about Jerry being "a phony." After 
borrowing Jerry's car, Elaine comes up with a wild story, because the car is now making a 
strange clanking noise. George gets into a confrontation with Mike about a parking space in front 
of Jerry's apartment. Everyone one the street debates about parking etiquette. 

b: 22 Apr 92 pc: 322 w: Larry David & Greg Daniels d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Viewer Fabio Sciola notes that this is the episode where George mentions again that he 
has a brother. However, he hasn't mentioned this brother since this episode. At least that I am 
aware of. 


"The Keys"
gs: Nina Tremblay [ Jerry's Girlfriend ], Eric Allan Kramer [ Biker ], Ricky Dean Logan [ Hippie #1 
], Sharon Barr [ Trucker ], Maud Winchester [ Hippie #2 ], Heather James [ Waitress ], Carissa 
Channing [ Kramer's Girlfriend ], Candice Bergen [ Herself (as Murphy Brown) ] rc: Newman 

Kramer invades Jerry's life too much, so Jerry revokes his spare key privileges. Realizing that he 
has broken the "covenant of the keys" gives Kramer the realization he is now free to come out of 
the shadows. Kramer takes off for California to follow his acting dream. Jerry gave his spare keys 
to Elaine, then when he needs them, he goes with George to Elaine's (who has her keys) to 
search for his spare set. What they find is Elaine's show-biz project. Kramer finds adventure as 
he journeys across the country to LA where he gets a famous bit part on Murphy Brown. 

b: 6 May 92 pc: 321 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones 

4th Season 1992 


"The Trip (1)"
gs: Peter Murnik [ Lt. Martel ], Elmarie Wendel [ Helene ], Debi A. Monahan [ Chelsea ], Ricky 
Dean Logan [ The Freak ], Vaughn Armstrong [ Lt. Coleman ], Keith Morrison [ Newscaster 
(Himself) ], Manfred Melcher [ Officer ], Christopher Michael Moore [ Studio Guard ], Dyana Ortelli 
[ Chambermaid (Lupe) ], Michael Gerard [ Receptionist ], Fred Savage [ Himself ], George Wendt 
[ Himself ], Corbin Bernsen [ Himself ] rc: 

With Elaine in Europe, Jerry asks George to accompany him on a trip to LA and The Tonight 
Show; while there they will try to locate Kramer. While auditioning, Kramer must deal with the 
advances of an older female landlord (an actress who hasn't worked since 1934) and get 
someone in Hollywood to read his script treatment. A body is discovered; the victim, a young 
woman, was strangled. Kramer meets a woman at an audition and he gives her a copy of his 
script. Jerry loses the correct phrasing for some new jokes and George tries to get Lupe, the 
chambermaid, to make his bed just right. At The Tonight Show, George disturbs the guests and 
Jerry bombs. The woman Kramer gave the script to is strangled and his script is found in her 
possession. Kramer's face is shown on the news as the prime suspect for the "Smog Strangler," a 
serial-killer. 

b: 12 Aug 92 pc: 401 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones 


"The Trip (2)"
gs: Peter Murnik [ Lt. Martel ], Elmarie Wendel [ Helene ], Marty Rackham [ Officer #1 ], Peter 
Parros [ Officer #2 ], Vaughn Armstrong [ Lt. Coleman ], Clint Howard [ Tobias Lehigh Nagy ], 
Steve Greenstein [ Man ], Kerry Leigh Michaels [ Woman ], Keith Morrison [ Newscaster (Himself) 
], Peggy Lane O'Rourke [ Reporter #1 ], Deck McKenzie [ Reporter #2 ], Steve Dougherty [ Prison 
Guard ] Jerry and George try to contact the police to tell them Kramer is innocent. Kramer still 
doesn't know he's wanted. Jerry and George get a ride in a police car and while en route the 
officers pick up a possible 519. The 519 suspect is put in the back of the car with George and 
Jerry and they ask him tipping advice. Then all units are called in on Kramer's building, Jerry and 
George leave the police car door open and the 519 suspect escapes. While Kramer is in for 
questioning, another victim is found. He is let go and Jerry and George want to know what he is 
going to do, he is going to stay in LA. Jerry and George are back in New York and Kramer turns 
up like nothings changed. 

b: 19 Aug 92 pc: 402 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: The remaining episodes in this season have a loose, but interconnecting thread, and 
should be viewed in order. Of course when syndicated the episodes are shown in anything but a 
logical order. Marty Rackham will reappear as Elaine's exclamation point avoiding boyfriend, Jake 
Jarmel, in "The Sniffing Accountant". He will return as Jake in two more episodes. 

Viewer Jeff Holland notes that the hotel the Kramer stays in, is the same one that Julia Roberts 
stays at in Pretty Woman. 


"The Pitch"
gs: Kevin Page [ Stu ], Stephen McHattie [ Psychiatrist (Dr. Reston) ], Peter Blood [ Jay ], Julie 
Blum [ Receptionist ], Steve Skrovan [ Tommy ], Ron Ross [ Homeless Man ] rc: Newman, 
Russell, Susan, "Crazy" Joe 

NBC executives ask Jerry to come up with an idea for a TV series. George decides he can be a 
sitcom writer and comes up with "nothing." Kramer trades a radar detector for a helmet, later 
Newman gets a speeding ticket. While waiting to meet the NBC executives, George and Jerry 
meet Joe Davola, a writer and "a total nut" who goes to the same shrink as Elaine. Jerry 
searching for conversation, mentions Kramer's party, whereto Joe wasn't invited. While 
discussing the disaster of the meeting with NBC, George focuses on starting a relationship with 
the female NBC executive. Kramer shows his approval by throwing up on her. The helmet saves 
Kramer from an attack by "Crazy" Joe Davola. While all this is going on Elaine is in Europe with 
her shrink. 

b: 16 Sep 92 pc: 403 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Originally broadcast as part of a 60 min episode. 

The character of Russell (Dalrimple) is based on NBC executive Warren Littlefield. This is a role 
Bob Balaban was born to play as he did show in the late night talk show wars movie called The 
Late Shift. 


"The Ticket"
gs: Kevin Page [ Stu ], Steve Eastin [ Cop #1 ], David Graf [ Cop #2 ], Al Fann [ Judge ], Stephen 
McHattie [ Psychiatrist (Dr. Reston) ], Peter Blood [ Jay ], Julie Blum [ Receptionist ] rc: Newman, 
Russell, Susan, Uncle Leo 

Kramer suffers side effects from his head injury. NBC gives Jerry and George another meeting 
and on the way, Jerry throws out a watch his parents gave him. He then meets his Uncle Leo, 
who picks the watch out of the garbage. Kramer agrees to be an alibi for Newman's trial on a 
speeding ticket. George and Jerry meet with NBC executives and they give the go ahead for a 
pilot. Later they hide in the coffee shop, afraid of an attack from "Crazy" Joe. Elaine's shrink 
realizes that he didn't leave an extra prescription for Joe Davola, for the time while he's on 
vacation. 

b: 16 Sep 92 pc: 404 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Originally broadcast as part of a 60 min episode. 


"The Wallet (1)"
gs: Stephen McHattie [ Dr. Reston ], David Sage [ Dr. Dembrow ], Susan Ilene Johnson [ Nurse ], 
Denise Dowse [ Receptionist ], Brian Leckner [ Attendant ] rc: Helen, Morty, Uncle Leo, Susan 

Jerry's parents come to town to see a back specialist, they hear about "Crazy" Joe not liking Jerry 
and ask about the watch they gave him. George "negotiates" the deal with the NBC and gets a 
box of cigars from Susan's father. While at the doctor's office Morty's wallet is "stolen". Elaine 
returns from her trip and tries to end her relationship with her shrink. The deal with NBC is lost. 

b: 23 Sep 92 pc: 405 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 


"The Watch (2)"
gs: Stephen McHattie [ Dr. Reston ], Jessica Lundy [ Naomi ], Christopher Carroll [ Maitre d' ], 
Lewis Dauber [ Doorman ], Mimi Craven [ Cynthia ] rc: Morty, Helen, Russell, Uncle Leo, Susan, 
"Crazy" Joe 

Jerry has dinner with his parents and Uncle Leo. Women, who's paying and the watch are all 
discussed. Elaine uses Kramer as "her boyfriend" in trying to fool her shrink. George gets 
Russell's address and tries to get the pilot reinstated. Jerry tries to buy back the watch. Outside 
her shrink's office, Elaine meets "Crazy" Joe, whom she begins to date. 

b: 30 Sep 92 pc: 406 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 


"The Bubble Boy"
gs: Jessica Lundy [ Naomi ], Brian Doyle-Murray [ Mel ], Carol Mansell [ Mother ], O-lan Jones [ 
Waitress ], Jon Hayman [ Voice and Arm of Donald ], George Gerdes [ Man #1 ], Tony 
Pappenfuss [ Man #2 ] rc: Susan 

Jerry's girlfriend, Naomi has a laugh that sounds like "Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer," and when 
she hears George's message to Jerry, she breaks up with him. So instead, Jerry asks Elaine to 
accompany him on a trip to a cabin in the mountain with George and Susan. Kramer isn't invited. 
Jerry agrees to a side trip to visit a sick fan, a "Bubble Boy." George gets into a fight with the 
"Bubble Boy" over the correct answer to a Trivial Pursuit question. Kramer and Naomi also make 
the trip to the cabin and get the fire started. 

b: 7 Oct 92 pc: 407 w: Larry David & Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: The Trivial Pursuit question mentioned is an actual error that was discovered in one of the 
question sets. 


"The Cheever Letters"
gs: Warren Frost [ Mr. Henry Ross ], Grace Zabriskie [ Mrs. Ross ], Lisa Malkiewicz [ Sandra ], 
Miguel Perez [ Luis ], Vanessa Marquez [ Receptionist ], Timothy Omundson [ Ricky Ross ], 
Patricia Lee Willson [ Sara Ross ], David Blackwood [ Doorman ] rc: Susan 

Jerry and George begin to work on the pilot for the series they pitched to NBC. Jerry says the 
wrong thing while "messing" around with one of Elaine's co-workers. George & Susan tell her 
father about the cabin fire, he becomes distraught and letters saved from the fire soon explain 
why. Kramer goes to the Cuban Embassy in search of cigars and makes a deal. 

b: 28 Oct 92 pc: 408 w: Larry David s: Larry David and Elaine Pope & Tom Leopold d: Tom 
Cherones 

NOTE: Warren Frost and Grace Zabriskie both appeared on David Lynch and Mark Frost's series 
Twin Peaks. Another Twin Peaks cast member joins Grace and Warren in an appearance in "The 
Rye". 

"The Opera"
gs: Ross Evans [ Mr. Reichman ], Hariet S. Miller [ Mrs. Reichman ], Bill Saluga [ Usher ], Tom 
Celli [ Man #1 ], Jason Wingreen [ Man #2 ], Glen Chin [ Man #3 ] rc: "Crazy" Joe, Susan 

"Crazy" Joe leaves Jerry a message saying he will put the "kibosh" on him. Kramer has tickets for 
the opera, Pagliacci, and everyone is going including Elaine and her boyfriend "Crazy" Joe. 
Elaine drops in on Joe's apartment and is she surprised by what she discovers, so she maces 
him with cherry Binaca and ends their relationship. Susan can't attend, so George tries to scalp 
her ticket. Joe, a big fan of Pagliacci, comes to the opera in clown garb; Elaine and Jerry attend 
together not realizing their different estranged relationships with Joe. 

b: 4 Nov 92 pc: 409 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Bill Saluga is best remembered for a character he played in Vegas and on variety 
television. That character was Raymond J. Johnson Jr.. "Oh you don't have to call me Johnson. 
Now my name is Raymond J. Johnson Jr. You can call me Ray or you can call me...". You get the 
idea! Also in the late '70s, Bill released a disco album called "Disco Johnson." 


"The Virgin"
gs: Anne Twomey [ Rita ], Jane Leeves [ Marla ], Kevin Page [ Stu ], Ping Wu [ Ping ], Leah Lail [ 
Stacy ], Peter Blood [ Jay ], Derya Ruggles [ Woman in Bar ], Dayna Winston [ Carol ], Julie Blum 
[ Receptionist ] rc: Susan 

After much procrastination, George and Jerry strain to think of an idea for their TV series a few 
hours before a meeting with NBC executives. Jerry finds out a girl he once met is still a virgin, 
and later Elaine educates her about men after sex. George wants to end his relationship with 
Susan so he can exploit his writing profession as a pick-up line. Elaine runs into a Chinese 
delivery boy. Kramer watches too much television. 

b: 11 Nov 92 pc: 410 w: Peter Mehlman s: Peter Mehlman and Peter Farrelly & Bob Farrelly d: 
Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Following the broadcast of this episode Michael Richards played Kramer on an episode of 
Mad About You. It starred Paul Reiser & Helen Hunt. In the episode called "The Apartment," 
Reiser must get rid of his old apartment, that it seems Kramer has been subletting from him. 
However, in the first episode of the seventh season, George and Susan are seen watching and 
commenting on an episode of Mad About You. See also the NOTE associated with "Good News, 
Bad News." 


"The Contest"
gs: Jane Leeves [ Marla ], Ilana Levine [ Joyce ], Rachel Sweet [ Shelly ], Andrea Parker [ Nurse ] 
rc: Estelle 

George's mother throws her back out when she falls down after catching him doing "you know." 
When George says he'll never do it again, Jerry challenges him to a contest of self-denial, when 
he accepts, Elaine and Kramer want in on the action, or rather the lack of it. 

b: 18 Nov 92 pc: 411 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Tom Cherones won the Director's Guild of America Award for this episode. This episode 
was based on a real contest that Larry David participated in. 


"The Airport"
gs: Jennifer Campbell [ Tia ], Scott Burkholder [ Prisoner ], Jim J. Bullock [ Attendant #1 ], Allan 
Wasserman [ Grossbard ], Lenny Rose [ Passenger #1 ], Karen Denise Williams [ Attendant #2 ], 
Annie Korzen [ Passenger #2 ], Deck McKenzie [ Security Guard ], Maggie Egan [ Ticket Clerk ], 
Mark Christopher Lawrence [ Sky Cap ], Jack Graiman [ Cop ], William Evan Masters [ Driver ] 
When their flight home gets canceled, Jerry & Elaine gets on another flight, the latter gets 
cramped into coach and Jerry parties in 1st class with a model. George and Kramer go between 
JFK and La Guardia to pick them up. When they settle on an airport George meets a convict and 
Kramer sees a man who owes him $240 from years ago. 

b: 25 Nov 92 pc: 412 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Larry Charles makes a cameo appearance as the guy who stinks up the bathroom before 
Elaine goes in. Thanks to Greg Gattuso for this tidbit. Greg is author of The Seinfeld Universe. 

Viewer Paul Brackett, who must work in the airline industry, notes the following: 

"They were flying from St. Louis to JFK, then to LGA. Only TWA flys these routes non-stop. They 
showed 2 ground shots of the aircraft, and both of the ground shots were of a Southwest airlines 
Boeing 737. Then they showed the plane in flight a couple of times, both shots were of a 
McDonnell Douglas DC-9. Then they showed the interior of the coach section, in which the colors 
of the seats and the configuration resembled the interior of a Delta coach plane, with 3-3 seating. 
Both the 737 and the DC-9 are 3-2 seating. Then they showed the interior of the first class 
section, which looked like the interior of a Continental DC-10 First class section, based on seating 
arrangements and color of the seats. One would think that folks in the TV industry would fly 
enough to notice these things!" 


A St. Louis based viewer, Randy Canis notes that Jerry and Elaine are not at the real Lambert 
Field. I wouldn't expect them to be, that would be too expensive to film and only viewers familiar 
with the airport would ever notice. 



"The Pick"
gs: Jennifer Campbell [ Tia ], Gina Hecht [ Dana Foley ], Nicholas Hormann [ Calvin ], Tony Carlin 
[ Fred ], Francois Giroday [ Male Executive ], Blaire Baron [ Female Executive ], Steve Schubert [ 
Man in Office ] rc: Susan, Newman 

Elaine is humiliated when she accidentally shows a bit too much on her Christmas card photo, 
that she has sent out to everyone she knows. Jerry has a date with the model from the plane, she 
later dumps Jerry because of "The Pick." George tries to reunite with Susan, but realizes it's a 
mistake, and uses "The Pick". Kramer goes to Calvin Klein to complain about "The Ocean," a 
fragrance they stole from him, and is asked to pose for a risqué underwear advertisement. 

b: 16 Dec 92 pc: 413 w: Larry David s: Larry David and Marc Jaffe d: Tom Cherones 

"The Movie"
gs: Barry Diamond [ Buckles ], Perry Anzilotti [ Usher ], Tom La Grua [ Kernis ], Eric Poppick [ 
Maurice ], Cathy Lind Hayes [ Woman Behind Elaine ], Allan Kolman [ Cab Driver ], Molly Cleator 
[ Cashier ], Christie Mellor [ Concessionaire ], Jeff Norman [ Man in Line ], Paul Eisenhauer [ Man 
in Theatre ], Montrose Hagins [ Woman in Theatre ] Jerry tries to make two show dates and 
afterwards go to the movie theater to meet everyone. George gets in the wrong line for tickets. 
George, Elaine & Kramer decide to go to another theater to see the movie. Kramer waits outside 
for Jerry but also wants a hot dog. Jerry misses his first show, then goes to movie theater to tell 
everyone he won't make the movie, but no one is there. Through a comedy of errors, everyone 
(but Kramer) misses the movie, they were originally going to see. 

b: 6 Jan 93 pc: 415 w: Steve Skrovan & Bill Masters & Jon Hayman d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: According to viewer Jim Gilhooly, writer Steve Skrovan appears in an uncredited cameo 
as the man with the white hat that sits next to Elaine at the movie. 


"The Visa"
gs: Brian George [ Babu Bhatt ], Maggie Han [ Cheryl ], Ping Wu [ Ping ], John Hamelin [ Babu's 
Brother ], Gerry Bednob [ Babu's Friend ] George meets a Chinese female lawyer who thinks he 
is real funny; so he tells Jerry not to be funny around her, but she becomes attracted to this. 
Kramer returns early from baseball fantasy camp, where he accidentally punched Mickey Mantle. 
A mix-up with Jerry's mail causes Babu to be arrested for not renewing his visa. Jerry tries to get 
the lawyer to help Babu, but George's honesty when his relationship is threatened causes Babu 
to be deported and Elaine to still be sued by the delivery boy she hit. 

b: 27 Jan 93 pc: 414 w: Peter Mehlman d: Tom Cherones 


"The Shoes"
gs: Gina Hecht [ Dana (Foley) ], Anita Barone [ Gail Cunningham ], Michael Ornstein [ Waiter ], 
Denise Lee Richards [ Molly ] rc: Russell 

Jerry and George struggle to keep their idea for a TV series alive, one of their problems is they 
don't know how to do the Elaine character. Jerry meets an old girlfriend he never could kiss, later 
Kramer gets the opportunity. The ex-girlfriend talks about Elaine's shoes, mainly because she 
wants them. George is caught staring at the cleavage of the daughter of the NBC executive who 
is approving their script. Elaine's cleavage provides a means to turn the tables on him. 

b: 4 Feb 93 pc: 417 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Viewer Jeff Holland notes that it took Jerry and George a while to get around to adding a 
female to their pilot, just like it took Jerry and Larry to do. 



"The Outing"
gs: Paula Marshall [ Sharon ], Kari Coleman [ Allison ], Anthony Mangano [ Sailor ], Ben Reed [ 
Male Nurse ], Lawrence A. Mandley [ Manager ], Charley Garrett [ Man #1 ], Deck McKenzie [ 
Scott ], David Gibbs [ Man #2 ] rc: Helen, Morty, Estelle 

No thanks to Elaine, Jerry must work hard to prove he is straight when a college reporter 
mistakenly reports that he and George are gay, "not that there is anything wrong with that." 
Things really get out of hand when the article is picked up by the New York Post. 

b: 11 Feb 93 pc: 416 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Viewer Jerry Balsam notes in this episode that Estelle claims to have been helped up by 
the super; however, we all know that the Costanzas live in a house in Queens. 

Kyle Westphal notes George's comment about having to wait for his girlfriend to die. Of course, 
she becomes his fiancée first and then she does die, in "The Invitations." 


"The Old Man"
gs: Bill Erwin [ Sid Fields ], Tobin Bell [ Ron ], Robert Donley [ Ben Cantwell ], Lanei Chapman [ 
Housekeeper ], Victoria Dillard [ Agency Rep ], Jerry Hauck [ Tim ] rc: Newman 

Jerry, Elaine & George volunteer to help the elderly. Jerry gets assigned to a nasty old man. 
Elaine is repulsed by the goiter problems of hers and George depresses his charge. Kramer and 
Newman try the business of selling old records to a used record store. Jerry loses track of his 
man when they try to take him to the dentist to repair his dentures, after the man had bitten 
Kramer's arm. 

b: 18 Feb 93 pc: 418 w: Bruce Kirschbaum s: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Viewer Eric Scheffel notes that old man's name is Sid Fields. This was the name of the 
landlord on the The Abbott & Costello Show. Which of featured Jerry's two favorite comedians, 
Bud Abbott & Lou Costello. In fact on 24 Nov 94, instead of an episode of Seinfeld being on, Jerry 
hosted a one hour special about the duo. The special was called Abbott & Costello Meet Jerry 
Seinfeld. 

Viewer Gerry Myerson notes that the other old man was named Ben Cantwell. Baseball trivia 
buffs recognize this as the name of a pitcher for the Boston Braves, who lost 25 games in 1935. 
No one has lost that many games in a season since then. 


"The Implant"
gs: Teri Hatcher [ Sidra ], Megan Mullally [ Betsy ], Carol Rosenthal [ Ticket Clerk #1 ], Donald 
Bishop [ Dr. Allenwood ], Tony Amendola [ Sal Bass (Rushdie) ], Kieran Mulroney [ Timmy ], 
Peggy Stewart [ Aunt May ], Bruce E. Morrow [ Father Jessup ], Susan Beaubian [ Ticket Clerk 
#2 ] Jerry dumps his girlfriend after Elaine says her figure is the result of implants. Kramer claims 
to have seen Salman Rushdie at the health club. By accident Elaine later discovers the breasts 
are real. George accompanies his current girlfriend to Detroit for her aunt's wake. While there he 
tries to get a copy of her death certificate so he can get a 50% discount on the airfare. 

b: 25 Feb 93 pc: 419 w: Peter Mehlman d: Tom Cherones 



"The Junior Mint"
gs: Susan Walters [ Mystery Woman ], Sherman Howard [ Roy ], Victor Raider-Wexler [ Doctor ] 
Jerry has a date with a woman whose name he has forgotten, but it "rhymes with a female body 
part." Could it be "Mulva"? Elaine visits an old boyfriend who's in the hospital for an operation; he 
was once fat, thin she's interested again. Kramer gets an opportunity to witness the operation and 
he drags Jerry along, while watching they have an accident with a "Junior Mint." 

b: 18 Mar 93 pc: 421 w: Andy Robin d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Her name is... I can't tell you everything! However, if you must know, see "The 
Foundation," where she returns assuming that Jerry has grown up. 

This episode sparked a lawsuit from an employee of a company located in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 
USA. The employee claims that this company allegedly used the following incident as an excuse 
to fire him. He discussed this episode with a female co-worker. She didn't get the joke. So he 
provided a photocopy of a dictionary definition of the body part in question so he wouldn't have to 
say it. 

As a follow-up to this story, the guy won his case, though the company plans to appeal. 


"The Smelly Car"
gs: Michael Des Barres [ Restaurateur ], Nick Bakay [ Carl ], Kari Coleman [ Allison ], Taylor 
Negron [ Hairdresser ], Courtney Gains [ Clerk ], Raf Mauro [ Car Washer ], Viveka Davis [ Mona 
], Robert Noble [ Salesman ], Patricia Place [ Wife ], Walt Beaver [ Husband ] rc: Susan 

The strong body odor of a valet is left in Jerry's car. George can't believe it when he spots Susan 
holding hands with another woman. Elaine loses her current boyfriend and Jerry is forced to try to 
sell the car, because the odor has taken a life of its own and permeated everything. George is 
turned by Susan's new outlook on life. Susan's friend is swayed to heterosexuality by Kramer, 
though later turned back off by a whiff of a jacket that Kramer borrowed from Jerry. When the car 
can't be sold, Jerry winds up leaving it and the keys out on the street. 

b: 15 Apr 93 pc: 422 w: Larry David & Peter Mehlman d: Tom Cherones 


"The Handicap Spot"
gs: John Randolph [ Frank Costanza (see NOTE) ], Richard Portnow [ Ray ], Rick Overton [ The 
Drake ], Nancy Lenehan [ Volunteer ], Elizabeth Dennehy [ Allison ], Kathy Kinney [ Bystander ], 
Fritzi Burr [ Maj-Jongg Lady #1 ], Norma Janis [ Maj-Jongg Lady #2 ], Ina Parker [ Maj-Jongg 
Lady #3 ], Marvin Braverman [ Cop ], David Blackwood [ Security Guard ], Eric Fleeks [ Kicker ], 
Donna Evans [ Lula ] rc: Estelle, Frank (U.S. syndicated rerun only) 

Going out to buy an engagement party present for "The Drake," George parks his father's car in a 
handicap parking spot, after taking Kramer's advice. An angry mob trashes the vehicle when a 
disabled woman gets injured, because of the illegal parking. While visiting the woman at the 
hospital, Kramer falls in love and feels compelled to replace the wheelchair. George becomes his 
father's butler after his father gets arrested for parking in the spot. 

b: 13 May 93 pc: 420 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: The U.S. syndicated version of this episode features Jerry Stiller in the role of Frank 
Costanza. Viewers overseas, still see John Randolph in the role. The sequences were re-shot in 
the spring of 1995. A role he didn't formally start until the next season in "The Puffy Shirt". I've 
been typed that the John Randolph version is still being seen overseas. 

Viewer Jerry Balsam notes that in this episode, Kramer was referred to as a "hipster doofus," 
which is an inside joke Larry David wrote in response to a review of the series by Francis Davis 
that appeared in the December 1992 issue of The Atlantic Monthly. In the review, Davis describes 
one of the characters as "Jerry's across-the-hall neighbor, a hipster doofus known simply as 
Kramer." 

Viewer Ross Raniere seems to remember some controversy surrounding this episode before it 
was first aired. There was some backlash and offense taken at the plot. It was written in an article 
that it may not be aired. Given the production code of the episode, I would suggest that the airing 
of the episode was delayed and perhaps some of the content adjusted to appease the critics. 
Anyone have any details? 


"The Pilot (1)"
gs: Anne Twomey [ Rita ], Gina Hecht [ Dana Foley ], Jeremy Piven [ Michael Barth (TV George) 
], Larry Hankin [ Tom Pepper (TV Kramer) ], Kevin Page [ Stu ], Mariska Hargitay [ Melissa ], 
Laura Waterbury [ Casting Director ], Elena Wohl [ Sandi Robbins (TV Elaine) ], Bruce Jarchow [ 
Doctor ], Al Ruscio [ Manager ], Richard Gant [ Fred ], Peter Blood [ Jay ], Roger Rose [ Mark ], 
Samantha Dorman [ Waitress ], Erick Avari [ Cabbie ], Bob Shaw [ Paul ], Stephen Burrows [ 
David ] rc: Russell, "Crazy" Joe 

Jerry and George get the green light to produce Jerry, the pilot for the series based on their 
"nothing" lives. Russell Dalrimple, the president at NBC behind the pilot, is obsessed with Elaine. 
George is obsessed with a white spot on his lip and a box of raisins taken by actor playing 
Kramer. The real Kramer has an internal plumbing problem and on his way to fix it, he gets 
delayed and is caused to "miss his chance." Jerry has an audition with the new "Elaine," a 
method actress interested in being Elaine in every way. The real Elaine has a problem with the 
coffee shop, they appear to be only hiring buxom waitresses, so she tries to get hired and files a 
report. 

b: 20 May 93 pc: 423 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Originally broadcast as part of a 60 min episode. 


"The Pilot (2)"
gs: Anne Twomey [ Rita ], Jeremy Piven [ Michael Barth (TV George) ], Larry Hankin [ Tom 
Pepper (TV Kramer) ], Kevin Page [ Stu ], Elena Wohl [ Sandi Robbins (TV Elaine) ], Al Ruscio [ 
Manager ], Richard Gant [ Fred ], Peter Blood [ Jay ], Brian Bradley [ Butler ], Bob Shaw [ Paul ], 
Deborah Swisher [ 1st AD ], Jeff Oetjen [ Wilton ], Pat Hazell [ Himself ], Kari Coleman [ Allison ], 
Bill Erwin [ Sid ], Lanei Chapman [ Housekeeper ], Jane Leeves [ Marla ], Unknown [ John-John ], 
Rick Overton [ The Drake ], Elizabeth Dennehy [ Allison ], Maggie Han [ Cheryl ], Ping Wu [ Ping 
], Brian Doyle-Murray [ Mel ], Carol Mansell [ Mother ], Jon Hayman [ Voice of Donald ], Jennifer 
Campbell [ Tia ], Nicholas Hormann [ Calvin ], Teri Hatcher [ Sidra ], Tony Amendola [ Sal Bass 
(Rushdie) ], Larry David [ Man on Raft (uncredited) ] rc: Russell, "Crazy" Joe, Susan, Morty, 
Helen, Newman 

Rehearsals for the pilot begin. Russell's obsession with Elaine begins to affect his work. George 
asks TV Kramer about the raisins. The real Kramer might be forced to work on his plumbing 
problem by using the "dreaded apparatus." Elaine gets an investigation started on the owner of 
the diner. George gets the results of the biopsy of his white spot. At the taping of the pilot, Elaine 
sneaks in disguised and "Crazy" Joe jumps out of the audience. Elaine finds Morty's wallet in 
Jerry's couch. Everyone from the past season comments on the pilot as it's broadcast, they all 
think it's great. When Russell disappears, the fate of the pilot is in the hands of the new president, 
a person convinced that Jerry can't act. 

b: 20 May 93 pc: 424 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Originally broadcast as part of a 60 min episode. The major characters from the past 
season who comment on the pilot were not credited for this episode; however, we know who 
most of them were, so they've been included with this episode. 

5th Season 1993 


"The Mango"
gs: Lisa Edelstein [ Karen ], Leonard Termo [ Joe ], Veralyn Jones [ Renee ] George tells Jerry 
about his lack of confidence below "the equator." Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when he 
finds out she faked her orgasms. Kramer gets banned from his favorite fruit shop. 

b: 16 Sep 93 pc: 501 w: Lawrence H. Levy & Buck Dancer s: Lawrence H. Levy d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: The co-writing credit for the teleplay that was credited to Buck Dancer, is changed to Larry 
David in the syndicated reruns. Larry must have decided to use a pseudonym for the original 
broadcast. Buck is also the first name George would use if he was a porn star, the full name 
being Buck Naked. 


"The Puffy Shirt"
gs: Wendel Meldrum [ Leslie ], David Brisbin [ Client ], Bryant Gumbel [ Himself ], Deborah May [ 
Elsa ], Michael Mitz [ Photographer ], Kim Gillingham [ Assistant ], Terence Riggins [ Stage 
Manager ], Ron Ross [ Homeless Man ] rc: Estelle, Frank 

George is forced to move in with his parents. He gets a job as a hand model and becomes 
obsessed with keeping his hands safe. Kramer's girlfriend whom design clothes and talks with a 
real low voice asks Jerry a question that he politely answers yes to. He agrees to wear one of her 
new puffy pirate shirts on a Today Show appearance he is making. 

b: 23 Sep 93 pc: 503 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 


"The Glasses"
gs: Timothy Stack [ Dwayne ], Anna Gunn [ Amy ], Tom Towles [ Tough Guy ], Rance Howard [ 
Blind Man ], Michael Saad [ Doctor ] rc: Uncle Leo 

George's glasses are stolen and he needs a new pair, so he goes to see Kramer's friend to get a 
thirty percent discount; all Elaine gets is bitten by a dog and then she becomes afraid of them. 
While not wearing his glasses, George thinks he sees Jerry's girlfriend kissing Jerry's cousin and 
Jerry tries to figure out if it's true. 

b: 30 Sep 93 pc: 502 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Tom Cherones 


"The Sniffing Accountant"
gs: John Kapelos [ Barry ], Marty Rackham [ Jake Jarmel ], Patrick Cronin [ Farkus ], Christa 
Miller [ Ellen ], Ralph Harris Jr. [ Ralph ], Maria Stanton [ Woman in Diner ], Deck McKenzie [ 
Mitch ] rc: Newman, Estelle, Frank, Lippman 

George's father gets him an interview as a bra salesman. Evidence points to Jerry's accountant 
being a drug user. So Jerry, Kramer and Newman set out to find out the truth. Elaine's new 
boyfriend is perfect except for his use of an exclamation point. 

b: 7 Oct 93 pc: 504 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: This episode was recorded on 14 Sep 93 and was attended by 18 members of the 
Vandelay Industries Mailing List. Christa Miller will reappear as another character in "The 
Doodle". 


"The Bris"
gs: Charles Levin [ Mohel ], Debra Mooney [ Mrs. Sweedler ], Tom Alan Robbins [ Stan ], Jeannie 
Elias [ Myra ], John Gegenhuber [ Resident ], Tia Riebling [ Woman ], Frank Noon [ Patient ] 
George gets a great parking spot that becomes a target. Kramer thinks that he has stumbled on 
the product of a genetic engineering experiment, a "pig man". Elaine and Jerry are nervous about 
the religious duties they must do when they agree to become godparents to a couple's newborn, 
including getting the Mohel and holding the baby for the circumcision. 

b: 14 Oct 93 pc: 505 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: I've removed the note about The Godfather reference. There are numerous obscure 
references such as this buried within the series, identifying and noting them all would be 
unwieldy, so let's not start. 


"The Lip Reader"
gs: Christopher Darga [ Driver ], Linda Kash [ Gwen ], Jerry Sroka [ Todd ], Marlee Matlin [ Laura 
], Veralyn Jones [ Renee ], Dylan Haggerty [ Young Man ], Bret Anthony [ Teen ] rc: Newman 

Jerry is smitten with a line judge at the US Open, but after he gets her attention, he finds out she 
is deaf. Elaine has a problem not communicating with a limo driver. George wants to use Jerry's 
girlfriend to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend to find out what she is saying about him. While she is 
reading the lips, Kramer does the translation, that gets George in more trouble. Kramer becomes 
a ball man at the Open, when Monica Seles returns to tennis. 

b: 28 Oct 93 pc: 506 w: Carol Leifer d: Tom Cherones 


"The Non-Fat Yogurt"
gs: Maryedith Burrell [ Maryedith ], Peter Keleghan [ Lloyd ], John Christian Graas [ Matthew ], 
Hugh A. Rose [ Doctor ], Lisa Houle [ Cheryl ], Jed Mills [ Joel ], John Gabriel [ Newscaster ], 
Darrell Kunitomi [ Lab Technician ] rc: Newman, Estelle, Frank 

When they begin to gain weight, Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad 
investment in a non-fat yogurt shop. Jerry inadvertently uses the "F" word, as a result so does 
Maryedith's son Matthew, a lot. George meets an old childhood friend whom he is convinced is 
trying to humiliate him. Elaine begins dating this friend and gives him an idea for his mayoral 
candidate's campaign. Kramer's date with a lab technician results in strange test results for the 
future mayor of New York City. 

b: 4 Nov 93 pc: 508 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Around this time it was reported that four versions of the ending of this episode were shot. 
The correct one being used based on results of the mayoral election being held at that time. The 
syndicated rerun of this episode shows more footage of the mayoral campaign, featuring Rudy 
Giuliani, who was not credited for his appearance (unless you count the caption during his press 
conference). 



"The Barber"
gs: Anthony Ponzini [ Enzo ], David Ciminello [ Gino ], Michael Fairman [ Mr. Pensky ], Jack 
Shearer [ Mr. Tuttle ], Kenny Myles [ Mike ], Peggy Maltby [ Clarisse ], David Richardson [ 
Customer ] rc: Newman 

George is uncertain about whether his job interview was successful or not, so he decides to go 
into the office and act like an employee while the boss is on vacation. Jerry is reluctant to dump 
his old barber even when he is given a real bad haircut. Kramer arranges to get him a clandestine 
haircut at the apartment of his barber. Newman is charged by Jerry's barber to get a sample of 
Jerry's hair when he suspects foul play. 

b: 11 Nov 93 pc: 507 w: Andy Robin d: Tom Cherones 


"The Masseuse"
gs: Lisa Edelstein [ Karen ], Jennifer Coolidge [ Jody ], Anthony Cistaro [ Joel Rifkin ], John Glen 
Bishop [ Ticket Man ], Hiram Kasten [ Michael ], Lisa Pescia [ Lisa ] Elaine meets a man who's 
perfect except his name is the same as a notorious serial killer. Jerry is frustrated when he can't 
get his girlfriend, who's a masseuse, to give him a massage, even Kramer is a customer. George 
is obsessed when Jerry's girlfriend doesn't like him, so he tries extra hard to get her to like him, 
much to his own girlfriend's dismay. 

b: 18 Nov 93 pc: 509 w: Peter Mehlman d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: On an episode of Love and War that was broadcast on 6 Dec 93, Jerry and Larry David 
appear in a cameo as themselves. 

Viewer Jeff Holland notes that one of the names that Elaine suggests her boyfriend change his 
name to was O.J.. Several months later of course we all know what happened to that name. 


"The Cigar Store Indian"
gs: Kimberly Norris [ Winona ], Sam Lloyd [ Ricky ], Carissa Channing [ Sylvia ], Ralph Manza [ 
Gepetto ], Al Roker [ Himself ], Veralyn Jones [ Renee ], Lisa Pescia [ Joanne ], Benjamin Lum [ 
Mailman ], Irvin Mosley Jr. [ Spike ] rc: Estelle, Frank, Lippman 

Jerry helps George out with a coffee stable stain and makes Elaine take the subway home and 
gives her Mr. Costanza's TV Guide to read. While on the train Elaine meets a strange man 
obsessed with television. George meets a woman at a refinishing store who he brings back to his 
parent's home and passes it off as his. A female Native American that he is interested in, thinks 
Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian as a peace offering. 
George gets grounded when his parents return from vacation and find an unused prophylactic in 
their bed and a missing TV Guide. Kramer has an idea for a coffee table book on coffee tables 
that Elaine doesn't like but Mr. Lippman does. 

b: 9 Dec 93 pc: 510 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Tom Cherones 


"The Conversion"
gs: Kay E. Kuter [ Older Priest ], Molly Hagan [ Sister Roberta ], Tom Verica [ Doctor ], Kimberley 
Campbell [ Tawni ], Jana Marie Hupp [ Sasha ], Bill Rose [ Younger Priest ], Randy Brenner [ 
Waiter ], Darlene Kardon [ Mrs. Lupchek ], Karen Rizzo [ Woman Hailing Cab ] rc: Frank, Estelle 

George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend who must break up with 
him for religious reasons. Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriend's medicine cabinet 
and fakes an illness until he can figure out what the cream is used for. He asks Elaine to ask her 
current boyfriend who's a podiatrist. Kramer meets a sister at George's new church who becomes 
infatuated with him. 

b: 16 Dec 93 pc: 511 w: Bruce Kirschbaum d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Viewer Paul Redkoles notes that Jerry's girlfriend is sub-letting apartment 5E, which we 
all know to be Newman's apartment. 


"The Stall"
gs: Jami Gertz [ Jane ], Dan Cortese [ Tony ] While in a bathroom stall, Elaine needs some toilet 
paper, but the woman in the next stall refuses to give her a piece. The woman is Jerry's girlfriend 
whose voice Kramer recognizes from a telephone sex line. Elaine's boyfriend, whose face she 
just loves, takes George & Kramer rock climbing. After his accident, Elaine isn't sure his face will 
be the same. 

b: 6 Jan 94 pc: 512 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Viewer Jeff Holland that this is the first episode where Jerry actually uses his computer. 
He uses it at least once more, during the last season. And on a related note, while the computer 
in the background has been an Apple Macintosh, some viewers have said that they spotted a 
copy of Windows 95 lurking in the background in future episodes. 


"The Dinner Party"
gs: Fred Pinkard [ Newsstand Guy ], Frank Novak [ Clerk ], Mark Holton [ David ], Suzy Soro [ 
Barbara ], Kathryn Kates [ Counterwoman ], S. Marc Jordan [ Man in Bakery ], Langdon Bensing [ 
Man on Street ], Sayed Badreya [ Foreign Man ], Amjad J. Oaisen [ Hussein ], Roger Eschbacher 
[ Man with Cane ] The gang struggles to find gifts for a dinner party. Jerry and Elaine stop at a 
bakery to get a cake, but they forget to take a number and lose the chocolate pastry and the one 
they get has a hair on it. Kramer and George try to get the wine but must get change for a $100 
dollar bill and wait for a double-parker to return to his car. 

b: 3 Feb 94 pc: 514 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Viewer Kyle Matschke noticed a blooper in this episode. When Jerry is holding the black 
and white cookie, the colors keep changing sides every time the shot cuts back to Jerry. 

Viewer Jay Pollack rechecks George's math. 

"George and Kramer go to buy the wine, the guy says it costs $13.05. Then they go to the 
newsstand to get change and end up spending $6.75. George says, "Great, now with the wine, I 
am in over $20!" Add the totals: $19.80, so he is not in over $20!! Oopps!" 


Another viewer, Dave Antonoff says, "What about the tax Jay?" I should have caught that. 


"The Marine Biologist"
gs: Carol Kane [ Corinne ], George Murdock [ Testikov ], Rosalind Allen [ Diane ], David 
Blackwood [ Hotel Clerk ], Heather Morgan [ Woman on Beach ] rc: Newman, Lippman 

Jerry meets an old college classmate who asked about George, whom Jerry says is now a 
"marine biologist." An infuriated Russian writer tosses an electronic organizer belonging to Elaine 
out of a limousine that hits a passerby on the head. Kramer struggles with his golf swing and 
sand. While walking along the beach, George is called on to use his marine biology skills to save 
a whale. 

b: 10 Feb 94 pc: 513 w: Ron Hague & Charlie Rubin d: Tom Cherones 


"The Pie"
gs: Suzanne Snyder [ Audrey ], Christine Dunford [ Saleswoman ], Reni Santoni [ Poppie ], Lane 
Davies [ MacKenzie ], Mark Beltzman [ Bob ], Sunday Theodore [ Olive ], Sam Lloyd [ Ricky ], 
Paul Mantee [ Health Inspector ], Patricia Belcher [ Woman #1 ], Pamela Mant [ Woman #2 ], 
Bernard Hocke [ Guy in Diner ], Eamonn Roche [ Waiter ], Robert Kino [ Ricky's Boss ], Tony 
Edwards [ Businessman ] Jerry can't believe that his girlfriend won't share a piece of pie with him. 
There is a mannequin at a store that looks like Elaine and she wants to know where it came from. 
George is interested in a suit that he makes an enemy over. Kramer has an itch. George's new 
suit makes a noise. 

b: 17 Feb 94 pc: 515 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Tom Cherones 


"The Stand-In"
gs: Mark Tymchyshyn [ Phil ], Karla Tamburrelli [ Daphne ], Debbie Lee Carrington [ Tammy ], W. 
Earl Brown [ Al ], Michael Rivkin [ Fulton ], Joe Gieb [ Johnny ], Layne Beamer [ Father ], Thomas 
Dekker [ Son ], Jerome Betler [ Director ] rc: Mickey 

Kramer talks his stand-in friend, a "little person" into getting lifts, to keep his job. Jerry visits a sick 
friend, who's in need of a good laugh, at the hospital. George and his latest girlfriend have 
nothing to say to each other, he wants to break up, but won't when he finds out she is being 
urged to break it off. One of Jerry's friends "takes it out" while on his first date with Elaine. Jerry's 
friend takes a turn for the worse after his first visit, so he tries again. 

b: 24 Feb 94 pc: 516 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones 


"The Wife"
gs: Courteney Cox [ Meryl ], Scott LaRose [ Greg ], Joseph Ragno [ Marty ], Rebecca Glenn [ 
Paula ], Nick LaTour [ Grandpa ], Susan Segal [ Waitress ], Lili Bernard [ Anna ], Lawrence A. 
Mandley [ Owner ] rc: Morty, Helen, Uncle Leo 

A girlfriend poses as Jerry's wife so she can get a dry cleaning discount. George uses the shower 
at the health club as a bathroom and is afraid of being turned in after being seen. Elaine is getting 
mixed signals from a male friend who may be interested. Kramer's getting ready to impress his 
girlfriend's parents. 

b: 17 Mar 94 pc: 517 w: Peter Mehlman d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Viewer Liz Pollack notes that when Jerry is bickering with Meryl about the can opener 
every time they switch the shot the bottle that is on the counter switches sides of the six pack 
case. 


"The Raincoats (1)"
gs: Michael G. Hagerty [ Rudy ], Dorien Wilson [ Alec ], Annie Korzen [ Doris Klompus ], Judge 
Reinhold [ Aaron ], Lisa Pescia [ Joanne ], Melanie Smith [ Rachel ] rc: Frank, Estelle, Morty, 
Helen, Klompus 

Jerry's parents are staying with him while they wait to take their trip to Paris and he's just returned 
from three weeks on the road can't get anytime alone with his girlfriend. George tries to get out of 
the big brother program, just after he gets talked into it. The Seinfelds avoid the Costanza's 
dinner invitation. Elaine's latest boyfriend, who's a "close talker," becomes unusually fixated on 
Jerry's parents and shows them New York City. Kramer makes a deal with Jerry's father to sell 
belt-less raincoats to a secondhand shop and George sells his father's moth-ridden cabana style 
clothing, right before they plan a cruise. 

b: 28 Apr 94 pc: 519 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross and Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom 
Cherones 

NOTE: Originally broadcast as part of a 60 min episode. 


"The Raincoats (2)"
gs: Michael G. Hagerty [ Rudy ], Dorien Wilson [ Alec ], Stephen Pearlman [ Mr. Goldstein ], 
Annie Korzen [ Doris Klompus ], Judge Reinhold [ Aaron ], Melanie Smith [ Rachel ], LaRita 
Shelby [ Tour Leader ], Jason Manary [ Joey ] rc: Newman, Frank, Estelle, Morty, Helen, Klompus 

Jerry and his girlfriend get some time alone with each other at a movie, Schindler's List, they don't 
see it; however, Newman sees it and them. A delay in the shipment of the raincoats will make the 
Seinfelds miss their flight to France, George uses this as an opportunity to get his "little" brother 
back to his father. The Seinfelds manage to avoid meeting the Costanzas in New York City. 

b: 28 Apr 94 pc: 520 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross and Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom 
Cherones 

NOTE: Originally broadcast as part of a 60 min episode. 


"The Fire"
gs: Melanie Chartoff [ Robin ], Veanne Cox [ Toby ], Dom Irrera [ Ronnie ], Jon Favreau [ Clown ], 
Lisa Pescia [ Joanne ], Hiram Kasten [ Michael ], Patience Cleveland [ Old Lady ], Lawrence 
LeJohn [ Fireman ] rc: Frank (voice only, uncredited), Estelle (voice only, uncredited) 

Kramer is dating one of Elaine's co-workers, a woman who drives her crazy. Kramer brings her to 
one of Jerry's shows, where she heckles him relentlessly; unfortunately there is a national 
magazine critic in the audience. George panics when there is a fire at his girlfriend's apartment, 
during her son's birthday party. Jerry decides to get revenge by heckling the woman where she 
works. She runs out of the office onto the street and loses her pinkie toe. Kramer finds the toe, 
takes a bus to the hospital and saves the passengers from a gunman. Inspired by Kramer's tale, 
George tries to confront his feelings of cowardice. 

b: 5 May 94 pc: 518 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones 


"The Hamptons"
gs: Melanie Smith [ Rachel ], Lisa Mende [ Carol ], Melora Walters [ Jane ], Richard Burgi [ Ben ], 
Mark L. Taylor [ Michael ], Jesse D. Goins [ Cop ] Everyone makes a trip to the Hamptons to "see 
the baby" and enjoy the weekend. George's girlfriend goes topless and everyone sees her chest 
before he does. "The baby" is the most hideous thing they've ever seen. Elaine is confused when 
a handsome doctor refers to her as "breathtaking" - the same term he later uses to describe the 
baby. Kramer finds a filled lobster trap. Jerry's girlfriend sees George naked, after he's just gotten 
out of the pool, so something isn't as it should be. 

b: 12 May 94 pc: 522 w: Peter Mehlman & Carol Leifer d: Tom Cherones 


"The Opposite"
gs: Marty Rackham [ Jake Jarmel ], Siobhan Fallon [ Tina ], Paul Gleason [ Cushman ], Dedee 
Pfeiffer [ Victoria ], Melanie Smith [ Rachel ], Regis Philbin [ Himself ], Kathie Lee Gifford [ Herself 
], Hiram Kasten [ Michael ], French Stewart [ Manager ], Ken Takemoto [ Chairman ], Fritz 
Mashimo [ Interpreter ], Susan Segal [ Waitress ], Oscar Jordan [ Counterperson ], Rolando 
Molina [ Punk #1 ], Michael Friedman [ Punk #2 ], Marvin Braverman [ Poker Player #1 ], Wesley 
Thompson [ Poker Player #2 ], Jeff Barton [ Poker Player #3 ], Jeffrey Von Meyer [ Poker Player 
#4 ], Larry David [ Voice of George Steinbrenner (uncredited) ] rc: Estelle, Frank, Lippman 

George comes to the realization that he should try to do the opposite of everything, so he does, 
his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfriend, a job with the 
Yankees and moving out of his parents house. Things begin to be unlucky for Elaine after she 
buys a box of "Jujyfruits." Kramer appears on Regis & Kathie Lee to promote his coffee table 
book. Rachel wants to break up with Jerry and he readily agrees, because his luck has been 
"even Steven." Elaine's eating of "Jujyfruits" causes Pendant Publishing to go under, and later 
she realizes that she and George have traded places. 

b: 19 May 94 pc: 521 w: Andy Cowan and Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones 

NOTE: Starting with this episode, Larry David supplies the voice of George Steinbrenner. 
Steinbrenner is only seen from the back. Steinbrenner's back is occasionally played by Larry 
David or actor Lee Bear. Kenny "real" Kramer does a great impression of Larry David and by 
default does a great impression of Steinbrenner. 

Viewer Paul Redkoles notes that in this episode Kramer mentions he thought of the idea for the 
book while skiing; however, it is in "The Cigar Store Indian", that Kramer first thinks of and 
mentions the book. 

6th Season 1994 


"The Chaperone"
gs: Gail Strickland [ Landis ], Marguerite MacIntyre [ Karen ], Danny Tartabull [ Himself ], Buck 
Showalter [ Himself ] rc: Mr. Pitt 

Jerry gets a date with Miss Rhode Island, a Miss America contestant; when they need a 
chaperone Kramer is available. On the date, Kramer gives her advice and becomes her personal 
coach. Elaine tries to get a job at Doubleday, filling in the shoes once filled by Jackie Onassis; 
instead she gets a job being the personal assistant of a top executive who likes white socks. 
Meanwhile, George decides that the Yankees need to change their uniforms from polyester to 
cotton. 

b: 22 Sep 94 pc: 601 w: Larry David, Bill Masters & Bob Shaw d: Andy Ackerman 


"The Big Salad"
gs: Michelle Forbes [ Julie ], Jerry Levine [ Stationer ], Marita Geraghty [ Margaret ], Barry Nolan [ 
Reporter ], Dean Hallo [ Gendason ], Lauren Bowles [ Waitress ] rc: Newman 

Elaine's boss wants a special mechanical pencil, so Elaine tries to get one from a stationary store 
where the clerk has a thing for her. George and his girlfriend pick up a "big salad" for Elaine, that 
his girlfriend gives to Elaine and she thanks her. Later, George points out that he bought the "big 
salad." Jerry discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman, who broke off his 
relationship with her. Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf, they have 
a fight, and later the ball player is wanted for questioning in the murder of a dry cleaner, where a 
golf tee was involved. Kramer later helps him evade the police in a white Ford Bronco. 

b: 29 Sep 94 pc: 602 w: Larry David d: Andy Ackerman 


"The Pledge Drive"
gs: Kelly Coffield [ Noreen ], Billye Ree Wallace [ Nana ], Brian Reddy [ Dan ], Rebecca Staab [ 
Kristin ], Danny Tartabull [ Himself ], Tom Wright [ Executive (Morgan) ], James Reynolds [ 
Banker ], Lauren Bowles [ Waitress ], F.J. Rio [ Street Tough ], Thom Vernon [ Driver ] rc: Uncle 
Leo, Mr. Pitt 

Jerry comments that a friend was hitting on him and Elaine tries to find out if what was true, but 
gets the voice of the woman and her current boyfriend confused. Elaine's boss eats his Snickers 
bar with a knife and fork and idea that soon catches on. George thinks a waitress gave him the 
finger. Jerry gets caught throwing away a thank you card. Jerry cashes some old birthday checks 
from his grandmother. Jerry's working a PBS pledge drive and gets George to bring a Yankee to 
appear with him, while en-route to the studio, someone gives George the finger. 

b: 6 Oct 94 pc: 603 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: Viewer Rick Streeter notes that in "The Statue" George says that his parents had this 
exact statue on the mantle of their apartment, but in this episode he says that if his parents had a 
mantle when he was growing up he might be a completely different person. 


"The Chinese Woman"
gs: Kelly Coffield [ Noreen ], Angela Dohrmann [ Donna Chang ], Will Utay [ Dr. Korval ], Lucy Lin 
[ Hostess ], Jack Tracy [ Man ], Larry David [ Man With Cape (uncredited) ] rc: Frank, Estelle 

Jerry and Elaine see George's father with a man with a cape but don't say hello. Jerry discovers a 
Chinese woman on George's phone line after the wires get crossed and he gets a date with her. 
Kramer gets worried about his sperm count, so he goes to a fertility clinic and then makes a 
change in his choice of undergarments. Elaine ruins her friend Noreen's latest romance with a 
long talker. The Chinese woman turns out to be Jewish and from Long Island. Estelle gets advice 
about her relationship with Frank from the Chinese woman, but discounts it when she meets her. 
George's life is made miserable when his parent's separate. 

b: 13 Oct 94 pc: 604 w: Peter Mehlman d: Andy Ackerman 


"The Couch"
gs: Reni Santoni [ Poppie ], David James Elliott [ Carl ], Robert Hooks [ Joe Temple ], Denise 
Dowse [ Mother ], Patton Oswalt [ Clerk ], Diana Theodore [ Remy ], Jessica Hecht [ Marie ], Mari 
Weiss [ Woman #1 ], Tamar Cooper [ Woman #2 ], Beverly C. Brown [ Woman #3 ], Jeris Lee 
Poindexter [ Man ] Elaine begins to date the guy who delivers Jerry's new couch. Kramer plans to 
start the pizza business he thought of back in "Male Unbonding" with Poppie. George joins a 
book club, but tries to rent the movie so he can bluff his way through the meeting. Jerry and 
Elaine's discussion of the abortion issue causes trouble for Poppie, Elaine's relationship & Jerry's 
new couch. George spends the evening with the family that has rented the film. 

b: 27 Oct 94 pc: 605 w: Larry David d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: Viewer Shawn Barat notes that the company that moves the couch is the same company 
whose phone number Elaine uses to avoid receiving a phone call from the Denim Vest Guy in 
"The Strike". 


"The Gymnast"
gs: Lois Nettleton [ Mrs. Enright ], Elina Löwensohn [ Katya ], Jessica Hecht [ Lindsay ], Maurice 
Godin [ Misha ], James Sweeney [ Aronson ], David Blackwood [ Beck ], Phil Ramsey [ Man in 
Car ], Damian London [ Party Guest ] rc: Mr. Pitt 

George and Kramer convince Jerry he'll be missing out on something if he stops dating a 
Rumanian Olympic gymnast. Jerry and Kramer find out about one of George's bathroom habits. 
Kramer must pass a kidney stone. The mother of George's girlfriend sees him eat something out 
of a trash bin, later cleaning a windshield & one of his bathroom habits. Elaine's boss becomes 
obsessed with finding the image in a 3-D painting, so he sends her to represent him in a huge 
merger deal. 

b: 3 Nov 94 pc: 606 w: Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer d: Andy Ackerman 


"The Soup"
gs: Tracy Kolis [ Kelly ], Daniel Gerroll [ Simon ], Linda Wallem [ Hildy ], Lawrence A. Mandley [ 
Manager / Monk's ], Michael Kaplan [ Waiter ] rc: Bania 

Elaine brings over a man she met in England and he turns out to be a real bounder. Jerry accepts 
an Armani suit from an obnoxious comedian, the only condition, he must treat him to a meal at a 
restaurant; however, what makes up a meal. George goes for a walk with a waitress from Monk's 
and manure in the path sums up his relationship with her. After his kidney stone, Kramer decides 
to eat only fresh foods. 

b: 10 Nov 94 pc: 608 w: Fred Stoller d: Andy Ackerman 


"The Mom & Pop Store"
gs: Jon Voight [ Himself ], Elsa Raven [ Mom ], Michael Robello [ Pop ], Tom Wright [ Morgan ], 
Ken Thorley [ Car Salesman ], Dan Frischman [ Guy on Phone ], Rick Fitts [ Dentist ], Nancy 
Balbirer [ Woman at Party ], Pat Asanti [ Electrician ], Steve Brady [ Man at Party ], Matt Gallini [ 
Tough Guy ] rc: Mr. Pitt, Whatley 

A salesman convinces George to buy a convertible once owned by "Jon Voight." Kramer tries to 
save a small shoe-repair business, but his good intentions affect Jerry in a big way. Elaine wins 
tickets for Mr. Pitt, who's always wanted to participate in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 

b: 17 Nov 94 pc: 607 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: On 24 Nov 94, instead of an episode of Seinfeld being on, Jerry hosted a one hour special 
highlighting his two favorite comedians, Bud Abbott & Lou Costello. The special was called Abbott 
& Costello Meet Jerry Seinfeld. 



"The Secretary"
gs: Vicki Lewis [ Ada ], Joseph R. Sicari [ Willie ], Arminae Azarian [ Saleswoman ], Mitzi McCall [ 
Donna ], Richard Marion [ Guy ], Thomas Mills [ Moviegoer ], Glynis McCants [ Woman ], 
Courtney Taylor [ Attractive Applicant ] rc: Bania 

Jerry confronts his dry cleaner, whom he spotted wearing a jacket that he brought in for cleaning. 
George passes over hiring an attractive secretary for a less attractive one, he thinks he'll be able 
to get some work done; however, the secretary's efficiency turns him on, so he gets her a raise 
and then she makes more than he does. Kramer gets Uma Thurman's phone number and sells 
Bania his suit at a women's clothing store then he hides in a dressing room until he can get some 
clothing. At this same store, Elaine tries to buy a dress, but is unsatisfied with the size of the 
mirrors in the store. 

b: 8 Dec 94 pc: 609 w: Carol Leifer & Marjorie Gross d: David Owen Trainor 

NOTE: Viewer Kevin Hercules notes the following blooper: When Kramer is in the dressing room 
in his underwear, his wallet is in the elastic. After he and Jerry are talking for a while, the wallet 
disappears without him taking it out. 

Another viewer notes that Kramer must have gotten used to wearing boxer shorts, instead of 
briefs or nothing at all, as seen in "The Chinese Woman." 


"The Race"
gs: Todd Kimsey [ Ned ], Renee Props [ Lois ], Don R. McManus [ Duncan ], Vicki Lewis [ Ada ], 
Claude Earl Jones [ Mr. Bevilaqua ], Mark Christopher Lawrence [ Boss ], Michael Sorich [ Castro 
], Denise Poirier [ Arlene ], Spencer Klein [ Kid ], Martin Chow [ Lew ], Eva Svensson [ Woman ] 
rc: Mickey 

Through his current girlfriend, Lois, Jerry meets an old rival, who suspects that he cheated in a 
high school race and he wants a rematch with Jerry to prove he was faster. Elaine is put on a 
"blacklist" for Chinese food delivery and finds out her boyfriend is a Communist. George responds 
to a personal ad in a Communist newspaper while at work, when Steinbrenner hears about it, he 
wants to see George in his office. Through his friend Mickey, Kramer becomes a department 
store Santa, who later spouts out Communist propaganda. 

b: 15 Dec 94 pc: 612 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross and Larry David s: Tom Gammill & Max 
Pross and Larry David & Sam Kass d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: Viewer Frank McKinney reminds me that we gets Elaine's address in this episode as 16 
W. 75th St., #2-G. 


"The Switch"
gs: Sheree North [ Babs Kramer ], Gail Strickland [ Landis ], Charlotte Lewis [ Nina ], Jann Karam 
[ Sandi ], Terry Sweeney [ Keith ], Heather Medway [ Laura ], Clive Rosengren [ Mr. Clotworthy ], 
Jacqueline M. Houston [ Lorraine ], Cheryl Francis Harrington [ Waitress ], Tish Smiley [ Woman ] 
rc: Newman 

Elaine lets a potential employer borrow Mr. Pitt's tennis racket, but the injury suffered may ruin 
her chances, especially when she must get his racket back. Jerry's girlfriend never laughs, but he 
meets her roommate who does, so Jerry decides he would like to make "the switch." George's 
model girlfriend may be bulimic. He needs proof, so he meets Kramer's mother, who's a 
bathroom matron. While there he finds out Kramer's first name, Cosmo. Kramer decides it is time 
to be himself and begins to use his first name. George has the perfect plan for "the switch," a 
menage a trois. 

b: 5 Jan 95 pc: 610 w: Bruce Kirschbaum and Sam Kass d: Andy Ackerman 


"The Label Maker"
gs: Jessica Tuck [ Bonnie ], Cleto Augusto [ Scott ], Wayne Grace [ Ukranian ] rc: Newman, 
Whatley 

Elaine and Jerry are suspicious of a friend's gift, when a gift Elaine gave him, a label maker, is 
given to Jerry in return for some Superbowl tickets Jerry has but can't use because "The Drake" 
is getting married on Superbowl Sunday and he is in the wedding party. George convinces his 
girlfriend to get her male roommate to move out, that he soon regrets. Kramer takes playing a 
game of Risk against Newman seriously. The Superbowl tickets pass through several hands and 
Jerry sees the game with his worst nightmare. 

b: 19 Jan 95 pc: 611 w: Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: Viewer Dave Antonoff note that while the outside of the stadium looked like the formerly 
named Joe Robbie Stadium, it most definitely was not. I'm not surprised, it would be to costly to 
shoot that on location, although I suppose someone on the production staff could have gone on a 
trip to Florida to recreate the setting in Hollywood. 


"The Scofflaw"
gs: Marty Rackham [ Jake Jarmel ], Barbara Alyn Woods [ Debby ], Ivory Ocean [ Officer Morgan 
], Basil Hoffman [ Salesman ], Lillian Lehman [ Judge ], Jon Lovitz [ Gary Fogel ], Danny Breen [ 
Guy With Glasses ], Bob Shaw [ Cabbie ], Dale Harimoto [ Reporter ], Joe Ochman [ Customer ], 
Elisabeth Sjoli [ Woman ] rc: Newman, Lippman 

George meets an old friend who's spent the last few months undergoing chemotherapy, that 
everyone new except him. Kramer calls a litterbug "a pig" near a cop who's on a quest to catch a 
longtime parking ticket scofflaw. Kramer wanting to change his image, asks Elaine where her old 
boyfriend got his glasses. He goes to see him at a book signing and says hi for Elaine, that 
means that she has lost the "upper hand" in their breakup, so she confronts him and then gets 
even by getting a copy of his glasses. George finds out from Gary, that he lied about his cancer 
and has been taking advantage of Jerry's kindness. Kramer discovers the identity of "the 
scofflaw." George gets a toupee. 

b: 26 Jan 95 pc: 613 w: Peter Mehlman d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: Daniel Benzali was originally scheduled to play the part of the officer. 


"Highlights of a Hundred (1) (a.k.a. The Clip Show)"
Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about 
nothing." 

b: 2 Feb 95 pc: 623 w: Peter Mehlman d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: To make my episode count agree with the number that Jerry cited on The Tonight Show 
in the spring of 1997, I have now included this special in the numbering of the guide and also split 
it into two parts. 



"Highlights of a Hundred (2) (a.k.a. The Clip Show)"
Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about 
nothing." 

b: 2 Feb 95 pc: 624 w: Peter Mehlman d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: To make my episode count agree with the number that Jerry cited on The Tonight Show 
in the spring of 1997, I have now included this special in the numbering of the guide and also split 
it into two parts. 


"The Beard"
gs: Robert Mailhouse [ Robert ], Katherine LaNasa [ Cathy ], Jonathan Gries [ Homeless Man ], 
Ed Winter [ Mr. Stevenson ], Georgann Johnson [ Mrs. Stevenson ], Joan Elizabeth [ Denise ], 
John F. O'Donohue [ Gus ], Jerry Diner [ Lou ], Mirron E. Willis [ Officer #1 ], Ken Kerman [ 
Officer #2 ] Elaine tries to convert a gay man to heterosexuality. George, who's wearing now 
wearing his toupee, discovers that the woman Kramer has set him up with, is bald. Kramer gives 
a homeless man some Chinese food and begins standing in police lineups for $50 a lineup. Jerry 
begins to date a cop, but she wants him to take a lie detector test, she thinks he is lying about 
NOT watching Melrose Place. 

b: 9 Feb 95 pc: 615 w: Carol Leifer d: Andy Ackerman 


"The Kiss Hello"
gs: Wendie Malick [ Wendy ], Billye Ree Wallace [ Nana ], Carol Leifer [ Receptionist ], Julio 
Oscar Mechoso [ Julio ], Rondi Reed [ Mary ], Gene Elman [ Buddy ], Mary Scheer [ Joan ], 
Louisa Abernathy [ Nurse ], Timothy McNeil [ Jeff ], Mark Fite [ Jack ], C.D. LaBove [ Steve ], 
Wendy Worthington [ Louise ], Belinda Barry [ Stephanie ] rc: Helen, Morty, Uncle Leo 

Elaine's friend, a physical therapist, whom Jerry must "kiss hello," has an old style hairdo, that 
Jerry and Elaine want Kramer to comment on. Jerry's grandmother wants him to open a ketchup 
bottle and she tells a story about some money that Uncle Leo was supposed to give his sister. 
Jerry's father is anxious to collect the money and interest Leo owes. Kramer puts tenant pictures 
up in the lobby and soon Jerry is giving every woman in the building, the "kiss hello"; however, 
when he stops, he becomes unpopular. George gets his arm looked at, misses a follow up 
appointment and must pay for that visit. The therapist skips out on her patients, including George, 
and goes skiing with Elaine. After their trip, she drops Elaine off 3 blocks from her apartment. 
Elaine injures her shoulder carrying her equipment home, and can't get any complementary 
treatment. Jerry gets proof of his uncle's dishonesty. 

b: 16 Feb 95 pc: 614 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Andy Ackerman 


"The Doorman"
gs: Larry Miller [ Doorman ], Patrick Cronin [ Farkus ], Reni Santoni [ Poppie ], Edith Fields [ Mrs. 
Payton ], Nick Jameson [ Horst ], Jack Betts [ Mr. Green ], Barbara Pilavin [ German Woman ], 
Toni Sawyer [ Tenant #1 ], Nigel Gibbs [ Tenant #2 ], Deck McKenzie [ Delivery Man ], Trudi 
Forristal [ Buxom Woman ] rc: Frank, Estelle, Mr. Pitt 

The doorman in Mr. Pitt's building, cause's trouble for Jerry who was only trying to be nice. 
Kramer robs George on the street for some German tourists. George's father is living with him 
and when he removes his shirt, George and Kramer see that he has breasts. So, Kramer 
develops a new undergarment for males that will alleviate this problem. Jerry offers his soiled 
couch to replace the one that was stolen while he was "on duty." 

b: 23 Feb 95 pc: 616 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Andy Ackerman 


"The Jimmy"
gs: Anthony Starke [ Jimmy ], Robert Katims [ Deensfrei ], Mel Torme [ Himself ], Alison Armitage 
[ Cheryl ], J.D. Bridges [ Paramedic ], Elan Carter [ Receptionist ] rc: Wilhelm, Whatley 

The guys play a game of basketball with "the Jimmy," a man who talks about himself in the third 
person. Jimmy sells odd shaped training shoes and George is an interested investor. Fresh from 
the gym, he attends a Yankees meeting about thefts, during which he sweats profusely. Jerry 
goes to the dental office and discovers they now carry Penthouse in the waiting room. Elaine gets 
tickets to a benefit for the AMCA (Able Mentally Challenged Adults) featuring Mel Torme, the 
"Velvet Fog." Elaine tries to meet a handsome guy at the gym, but instead talks with "the Jimmy," 
who makes the date for himself. On a follow-up visit to the dental office, Jerry feels the dentist 
and his hygienist may have lived out a fantasy during his time in the chair, the type of thing you 
might read in Penthouse. Kramer has a visit to the dentist complete with Novocain, later while 
wearing a pair of Jimmy's shoes, winds up getting a him a seat at the main table of the benefit. 

b: 16 Mar 95 pc: 617 w: Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin d: Andy Ackerman 


"The Doodle"
gs: Billye Ree Wallace [ Nana ], Christa Miller [ Paula ], Dana Wheeler-Nicholson [ Shelly ], Guy 
Siner [ Mandel ], Ellis E. Williams [ Karl ], Coby Turner [ Judy ], Wayne C. Dvorak [ Teacher ], 
Norman Brenner [ Passerby ] rc: Newman, Morty, Helen, Uncle Leo 

Jerry is disgusted when he finds out he was eating pecans that were just in his girlfriend's mouth. 
George finds a doodle that his girlfriend drew of him. Kramer is eating some tasty peaches that 
come in season for two weeks every year. Fleas force Jerry and his visiting parents out his 
apartment. Elaine has an interview with a publisher that has suite of rooms at a fancy hotel and 
that is where Jerry parents get to stay. Jerry stays with his girlfriend. Elaine must go into Jerry's 
fumigated apartment to get an unpublished manuscript that she is supposed to read for her 
interview and she can't find it, but Kramer read it in Jerry's apartment and the gas causes him to 
lose his sense of taste. George finds out that his girlfriend really doesn't care what he looks like. 
Jerry figures out that Newman gave him the fleas. Meanwhile, Jerry's parents, Uncle Leo and 
Nana live high on the hog at the hotel. 

b: 6 Apr 95 pc: 618 w: Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: Viewer Daniel Massey notes that Newman's apartment in this episode is 5F. 


"The Fusilli Jerry"
gs: Marla Sucharetza [ Nancy ], Lou Cutell [ Dr. Cooperman ], Yvette Cruise [ Clerk ] rc: Estelle, 
Frank, Puddy 

Estelle is getting an eye job. Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say 
"ASSMAN." Jerry is disturbed when he finds out his mechanic used his "move" on Elaine while 
making love to her. Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta and he makes the most of 
his new license plates. Jerry confronts his mechanic and later requires his services. Frank 
becomes the unwitting victim of one of those "freak" accidents proctologists are always telling 
stories about. 

b: 27 Apr 95 pc: 619 w: Marjorie Gross s: Marjorie Gross & Jonathan Gross and Ron Hague & 
Charlie Rubin d: Andy Ackerman 



"The Diplomat's Club"
gs: Tom Wright [ Morgan ], Robert Hooks [ Joe ], Debra Jo Rupp [ Katie ], Kim Zimmer [ Lenore ], 
O'Neal Compton [ Earl ], Ellis E. Williams [ Karl, the exterminator ], John Cothran Jr. [ Man ], 
William B. Jackson [ Doctor ], Christine Cattell [ Stewardess ], Diana Theodore [ Remy ], Berta 
Maria Waagfjord [ Bridgette ], Mark Wheatle [ Waiter ] rc: Newman, Mr. Pitt 

After his quick trip to Ithaca, Jerry plans to meet a super model at an airport club, but his 
assistant, Katie, makes the trip a nightmare. Elaine says she will quit working for Mr. Pitt, but 
finds out that she's going to be in his will. She becomes a suspect when he overdoses his 
medication. George tries to prove to his boss that he is not a racist, when he says his boss looks 
like "Sugar" Ray Leonard. To prove it, he tries to find anyone who's black that will be his friend. 
While at the airport club, Kramer meets a rich Texan with whom he starts making bets. Kramer 
hasn't gambled in three years and when he begins to lose, he calls in Newman for reinforcement. 

b: 4 May 95 pc: 620 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: Viewer Adam Gutschmidt notes that this must be one of writer Steve Koren's favorite 
stories as a couple of characters from this story have appeared in his stories. These are the 
characters: Katie who reappears in "The Abstinence" and Earl Haffler in "The English Patient". 


"The Face Painter"
gs: Katy Selverstone [ Siena ], Mark DeCarlo [ Alec Berg ], Raye Birk [ Mr. Pless ], Pierrino 
Mascarino [ Father Hernandez ], Joe Lala [ Priest ], Peggy Lane O'Rourke [ Waitress ], David 
Richardson [ Fan #1 ], Dave Powledge [ Fan #2 ], Jan Eddy [ Fan #3 ], Lawrence LeJohn [ Crowd 
Member ] rc: Puddy 

George and his girlfriend discuss toilet paper and he is in love. Elaine's boyfriend paints his face 
and his behavior at a hockey game, disturbs Jerry, Elaine and a passing priest. A monkey throws 
a banana peel at Kramer, when he throws it back, the monkey becomes depressed and the zoo 
demands an apology. George tries to tell his girlfriend that he loves her, but her reaction surprises 
him. Jerry refuses to give the "necessary" follow-up courtesy thank you for the hockey tickets and 
Kramer is outraged. 

b: 11 May 95 pc: 622 w: Larry David s: Larry David & Fred Stoller d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: Story writer Fred Stoller appears in an uncredited cameo as one of the fans behind the 
gang and the face painter at the hockey game. Sitting next to Fred wearing a Rangers jersey is 
the "real" Kramer. Viewer Jerry Balsam noticed that there is a character in this episode named 
Alec Berg, which also happens to be the name of a one of the show's writer-producers. 
Coincidence? Also there is a visual reference to the fictional company called Gramercy, that Katy 
Selverstone worked for in a popular series of commercials that she appeared in. 

Viewer Alan Bright notes that in this episode George claims that he has never said I love you, 
except to a dog. However, in "The Ex-Girlfriend", George says that Marlene squeezed an "I love 
you" return from him. Perhaps he was in denial. 

Finally, Josh Tomel notes that 36-year-old Puddy would have been 20 years old when the Devils 
moved to New Jersey in 1982 from Colorado. So he couldn't have been watching them as a kid 
and it is not very likely that he would have been a fan of the Colorado incarnation of the team. 


"The Understudy"
gs: Bette Midler [ Herself ], June Kyoko Lu [ Ruby ], Amy Hill [ Kim ], Adelaide Miller [ Gennice ], 
Bok Yun Chon [ Lotus ], Vonnie C. Rhee [ Sunny ], Craig Thomas [ Player #1 ], Michael James 
McDonald [ Player #2 ], Lou DiMaggio [ Stagehand ], Jason Beck [ Umpire ], Bob Shaw [ Cabbie 
], Johnny Silver [ Vendor #1 ], William Bastiani [ Vendor #2 ] rc: Frank, Peterman 

George and Jerry are suspected, by the cast and Kramer, of deliberately injuring Bette Midler 
during a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to perform. Kramer 
becomes Bette's personal assistant. Elaine gets George's father to translate for her when she 
suspects that her manicurist has made some obvious snide remarks in a foreign tongue. While 
crying about losing her manicurists, Elaine meets the owner of a catalog, J. Peterman, and gets 
herself a new job. 

b: 18 May 95 pc: 621 w: Marjorie Gross & Carol Leifer d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: According to Kenny Kramer, Jack Luceno is Michael Richard's double when shooting is 
done in NYC. 

7th Season 1995 


"The Engagement"
gs: Mario Joyner [ Himself ], Janni Brenn [ Woman #2 ], Mailon Rivera [ Cop #1 ], Athena Massey 
[ Melanie ], Ron Byron [ Man ], Renee Phillips [ Alice ], Cindy Cheung [ Woman #1 ] rc: Newman, 
Frank, Estelle, Susan 

Jerry and George reevaluate their relationships with women, so they make "a pact" to change 
their ways, though Jerry doesn't know it. Elaine has a problem sleeping in her new apartment 
because of a nearby constantly barking dog; Kramer recommends a solution. George gets back 
with Susan, his former girlfriend from NBC; he asks her to marry him, and after a couple hours of 
convincing she says yes. Kramer, his solution (Newman) and Elaine commit a dognapping and 
take the dog far out of the city. Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend again; however, George is now 
trapped in his relationship with Susan, almost to the point where he is married already. Elaine 
almost gets a good night of sleep. 

b: 21 Sep 95 pc: 701 w: Larry David d: Andy Ackerman 


"The Postponement"
gs: Bruce Mahler [ Rabbi (Glickman) ], Kelly Perine [ Usher ], John Rubano [ Man ], Evie Peck [ 
Woman ] rc: Susan 

Elaine's dog problem is solved by a neighborly rabbi with a cable show. Kramer's involvement in 
the dognapping worries him when he finds out about its impact on his permanent record. 
Overwhelmed with it all, George decides he wants to postpone the engagement. Elaine isn't 
"concerned" with George's intentions, but is really jealous that he's the first of the group to get 
engaged. The neighborly rabbi offers advice on her problem, that he later relates to Jerry and 
anyone else who'll listen. Kramer and Jerry try to see Plan 9 From Outer Space; however, 
Kramer "tries" to sneak in a gourmet coffee, spills it and his lawyer says he has a case. 

b: 28 Sep 95 pc: 702 w: Larry David d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: Bruce Mahler also played a rabbi character with Seinfeld writer/executive producer Larry 
David on ABC's Fridays from April 1980 to October 1982. That show was ABC's answer to 
Saturday Night Live and also featured Michael Richards, whose most notable character was a 
small boy who played with toy soldiers in his backyard sandbox. Other Fridays regular performers 
that have also appeared in Seinfeld include Maryedith Burrell and Melanie Chartoff. 



"The Maestro"
gs: Mark Metcalf [ Maestro ], Gary Yates [ Security Guard ], Paul Michael [ Giggio ], James Noah 
[ Ned ], Tim Bagley [ Manager ], Richard McGonagle [ Mr. Star ], Kenneth Ryan [ Mr. Burns ], 
Kymberley S. Newberry [ Ms. Jordan ], David Wendelman [ Waiter ] rc: Susan, Jackie Chiles 

George is feeling the pressures of his relationship with Susan and decides that he needs to help 
a security guard that works at her uncle's store. Kramer's friend "Maestro", makes a comment 
about getting a rental property in Tuscany that makes Jerry decide to do some research. Elaine 
begins dating the "Maestro." Kramer's out of court settlement in his lawsuit against the coffee 
house, free coffee at any location around the world, gets him "hopped up on the caffeine." Jerry 
asks Poppy about Tuscany and is referred to Poppy's cousin, who makes him an offer he can't 
refuse. 

b: 5 Oct 95 pc: 703 w: Larry David d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: Mark Metcalf who played "Maestro" in this episode is probably best remembered for his 
role of Douglas C. Niedermeyer in National Lampoon's Animal House and the Twisted Sister 
music video "We're Not Gonna Take It." 


"The Wink"
gs: Tom Wright [ Morgan ], Stacey Travis [ Holly ], Brian McNamara [ James ], Ian Patrick 
Williams [ Stubs ], Paul O'Neill [ Himself ], Thomas Dekker [ Bobby ], Clive Rosengren [ Waiter ] 
rc: Wilhelm 

Elaine gets a blind date with the guy from her wake-up service; however, he likes dogs. A bit of 
grapefruit pulp, from Jerry's healthy breakfast, gets into George's eye and causes problems for 
him when his winks keep getting misinterpreted. Jerry's healthy diet conflicts with his dating of 
Elaine's cousin. Kramer promises a sick boy that Yankee Paul O'Neill will hit two home runs for 
him, so he can get back a birthday card that he sold based on George's wink. 

b: 12 Oct 95 pc: 704 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: Viewer Kyle Westphal notes that Jerry mentions he would like to date a deaf woman. Of 
course he already has in "The Lip Reader". 


"The Hot Tub"
gs: Jeremiah Birkett [ Jean-Paul ], Leon Russom [ Clayton ], Ernie Lively [ Zeke ], Charles 
Cyphers [ Gardner ], Kate Mulligan [ Sheri ], Susan Isaacs [ Woman ], Thom Barry [ Manager ], 
Jeff Miller [ Event Guard ] rc: Wilhelm 

George picks up a bad habit from some visiting baseball officials. During the time of the New York 
City Marathon, Elaine has an out of country runner as her house guest. The runner had overslept 
and missed the big race at the last Olympics and Jerry obsesses with ensuring that it doesn't 
happen again. Kramer gets a hot tub from his friend Lomez and Elaine has writer's block. 

b: 19 Oct 95 pc: 705 w: Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: Viewer Ryan Huddleston notes this episode is where Kramer first mentions his friend 
Lomez. While Kyle Westphal seems to have missed this mention, he's noted that Kramer has 
also mentioned Lomez in the following episodes: "The Package", "The Fatigues", "The Slicer", 
"The Betrayal", "The Apology". 



"The Soup Nazi"
gs: Alexandra Wentworth [ Sheila ], Larry Thomas [ Soup Nazi ], John Paragon [ Ray ], Yul 
Vazquez [ Bob ], Thom Barry [ Super ], Vince Melocchi [ Furniture Guy ], Ana Gasteyer [ Woman 
], Cedric Duplechain [ Customer ], Mike Michaud [ Customer ] rc: Newman, Susan, Bania 

While on their way to the "soup place" Elaine finds an antique cabinet she wants. George makes 
a mistake while trying to get his soup from the "Soup Nazi." Elaine isn't allowed to move her 
cabinet into her building, so Kramer offers to watch it for her, out on the street. George and Elaine 
discuss how annoyed they are by Jerry's sweet-talking with his current girlfriend. Elaine makes an 
ordering error in front of the "Soup Nazi," gets on his bad side and is banned for a year. In broad 
daylight and in Kramer's presence, two guys come along and take the cabinet. Kramer relates the 
story of the cabinet to the "Soup Nazi," who says he has a cabinet in the basement that Kramer 
can have. Jerry's girlfriend makes a faux pas in the "soup place" and Jerry disavows any 
knowledge of her. George confronts Jerry and reminds him about their pact. George and Susan 
see Jerry and his girlfriend at the diner and they begin to compete against each other. Susan 
appreciates that George is showing his feelings in public. Kramer gives Elaine the cabinet and 
tells her where he got it. Elaine goes to thank the "Soup Nazi" but gets even further on his bad 
side. Jerry discovers the cabinet contains the "Soup Nazi's" recipes and Elaine takes them for the 
final confrontation. 

b: 2 Nov 95 pc: 706 w: Spike Feresten d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: The writer of this episode used to be a staff writer on Late Show With David Letterman. 
According to an article in the Reader Mail section of Aaron Barnhart's Late Show News, Issue 
#86, the character of the "Soup Nazi" was based on the owner of a soup stand in the 
neighborhood of the Ed Sullivan Theater. The Late Show ... staffers referred to him as the "Soup 
Nazi." The 21 Nov 95 issue of The Star contains an article with the following headline "WATCH 
OUT SEINFELD, I'M GOING TO SMACK YOUR FACE". The owner of Soup Kitchen 
International, Al Yeganeh, is the man the character is based on. Al, busy enough already with his 
business, doesn't like the extra publicity his shop was given by this episode or the use of the word 
"Nazi". For his performance as the "Soup Nazi" Larry Thomas was nominated for an Emmy 
Award. 


"The Secret Code"
gs: Wayne Tippit [ Captain ], Lewis Arquette [ Leapin' Larry ], Fred Stoller [ Fred Yerkes ], Ellen 
Albertini Dow [ Momma ], David St. James [ Doctor ], Michael Luckerman [ Man ] rc: Susan, 
Peterman 

George tries to keep his ATM code a secret from Susan. Elaine is puzzled by a man she once 
met at a party and talked to for ten minutes, doesn't remember her, but he does remember other 
party details. Leapin' Larry, a one-legged man, wants Jerry to do spots for his store, but he is 
angered when he thinks Jerry is doing an impression of him. Kramer gets an emergency band 
scanner and decides to help reorganize operations at the NYFD. Elaine doesn't want to go on a 
date with her boss, the storyteller, so she leaves Jerry and George at the restaurant. Jerry 
escapes, but George isn't as lucky. He is forced to accompany Peterman to his Momma's house, 
where he winds up staying all night and tells her his secret code before she dies. That is her last 
word. George's code is needed in a life or death situation. 

b: 9 Nov 95 pc: 707 w: Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer d: Andy Ackerman 



"The Pool Guy"
gs: Carlos Jacott [ Ramon ], Billy Williams [ Usher ], Alec Mapa [ Paul ], Dom Magwili [ Dustin ] rc: 
Newman, Susan 

Elaine has tickets for a historical clothing exhibit and realizes that she has no female friends, 
Jerry suggests that she ask Susan. Kramer suggests that is the wrong move and that George's 
worlds will collide. Jerry meets his pool guy outside a movie, then he can't get rid of him. George 
is worried by Elaine wanting to get to know Susan, then he finds out it was Jerry's idea. Kramer's 
new phone number is similar to a film information line. He keeps getting wrong numbers, so he 
begins giving out the information. 

b: 16 Nov 95 pc: 708 w: David Mandel d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: This episode was dedicated as follows: In memory of our friend Rick Bolden. 


"The Sponge"
gs: Jennifer Guthrie [ Lena ], Scott Patterson [ Billy ], John Paragon [ Cedric ], Yul Vazquez [ Bob 
], David Byrd [ Roger ], Ileen Getz [ Organizer ], Steven Hack [ Walker #1 ], Wren T. Brown [ 
Walker #2 ], P.B. Hutton [ Walker #3 ], Susan Moore [ Monica ] rc: Susan 

Jerry finds the number of girl he wants to contact on Kramer's AIDS walk sponsor list. After 
finding out that her preferred method of birth control is only available in a limited supply, Elaine 
must decided whether her current boyfriend is worthy. George tells Susan the secret of the size of 
Jerry's jeans and that leads to a fight about all secrets, he tells her another of Jerry's secrets 
when they make up. Jerry finds out that George told Susan one of his secrets a now he's "out of 
the loop." Elaine adjusts her screening process to find worthy candidates. Kramer causes a 
disturbance at the AIDS walk when he won't "wear the ribbon." 

b: 7 Dec 95 pc: 709 w: Peter Mehlman d: Andy Ackerman 


"The Gum"
gs: Matt McCoy [ Lloyd ], Mary Jo Keenen [ Deena ], Eric Christmas [ Haarwood ], Sandy Ward [ 
Pop Lazzari ], Ruth Cohen [ Cashier ], Lionel Mark Smith [ Florist ], Vito D'Ambrosio [ Cop ], Alan 
Watt [ Attendant ] Kramer is active in the re-opening of an old movie theater. He also is keeping 
an eye on a friend, Lloyd, who's recovering from a nervous breakdown. Lloyd has a pack of 
Chinese gum, that Kramer insists everyone tries. George thinks the cashier short-changed him 
and meets a former neighbor (who's had a breakdown) and his daughter, Deena. George lets his 
former neighbor look at his car. Elaine tries to avoid interacting with Lloyd, loses a button from her 
blouse and reveals herself to Lloyd and Kramer. Because of Elaine's lie, Jerry must wear glasses 
while around Lloyd. Deena tells George that she thinks he is showing signs of being on the verge 
of a breakdown. George's car, once owned by "Jon Voight" in "The Mom & Pop Store", catches 
fire. Elaine shows more to Lloyd. Jerry gets more gum. George keeps trying to convince Deena 
he's not crazy. 

b: 14 Dec 95 pc: 710 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: Writer / executive producer Larry David makes an uncredited cameo as a guy who sells 
George a pack of gum. 


"The Rye"
gs: Grace Zabriskie [ Mrs. Ross ], Warren Frost [ Mr. (Henry) Ross ], Jeff Yagher [ John ], 
Frances Bay [ Mabel Choate ], Leonard Lightfoot [ Clyde ], Don Amendolia [ Dennis ], Kathryn 
Kates [ Counter Woman ], Steve Ireland [ Music Guy ], Dean Fortunato [ Manager ] rc: Estelle, 
Frank, Susan 

Elaine is dating a jazz saxophonist who's sponge-worthy but "he doesn't really like to do 
everything." Jerry tells one of the members of his band that the saxophonist and Elaine are "hot 
and heavy." Kramer stocks up on supplies, including 50 cans of "Beef-A-Reeno.". Susan's 
parents meet and have dinner with the Costanzas for the first time. Both families obsess over a 
loaf of rye bread that wasn't served with the meal, which Frank takes back home. Elaine's 
boyfriend writes a song about "their relationship," which later has a big impact on his career. 
Kramer takes over a friend's horse-drawn carriage for a week and helps George out with his 
scheme to replace the rye bread. Unfortunately, he feeds the horse a can of "Beef-A-Reeno" right 
before giving the Ross's their ride. Jerry manages to get his hands on a loaf of marble rye. 

b: 4 Jan 96 pc: 711 w: Carol Leifer d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: As stated in "The Cheever Letters" both Warren Frost and Grace Zabriskie appeared on 
David Lynch and Mark Frost's series Twin Peaks. Another Twin Peaks cast member, Frances 
Bay also appears in this episode. Coincidence? Viewer Randy Erickson doesn't think so! 


"The Caddy"
gs: Brenda Strong [ Sue Ellen ], Armin Shimerman [ Stan ], Arthur Rosenburg [ Judge ], Cynthia 
Madvig [ Woman #1 ], Marilyn Tokuda [ Woman #2 ] rc: Frank, Estelle, Susan, Jackie Chiles, 
Wilhelm, Peterman 

Kramer befriends a caddy, who helps him to improve his golf game and offer his other advice. 
George's bosses consider him for a promotion when they think he is so dedicated to his work that 
he is there in the morning before everyone else and still there after they all leave. They don't 
know that he's just been leaving his car in the parking lot waiting for his free visit from a 
locksmith. Taking advantage of the situation, he and Susan go up north to her parent's rebuilt 
cabin. Elaine meets an old rival who's heir to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune and has never 
worn a bra. She wears the bra as a top and cause Kramer and Jerry to have an accident with 
George's car. With George's damaged car in the parking lot, the Yankees think he's dead. 
Steinbrenner breaks the news to the Costanza's. Kramer and Elaine take her rival to court and 
only Jerry may stand in the way. 

b: 25 Jan 96 pc: 712 w: Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin d: Andy Ackerman 


"The Seven"
gs: Ken Hudson Campbell [ Ken ], Shannon Holt [ Carrie ], Lisa Deanne [ Christie ], Charles 
Emmett [ Orderly ], David Richards [ Maitre d' ], Matthew McCurley [ Kid ], Josh Abramson [ Man 
#1 ] rc: Newman, Susan 

Elaine sees a girl's bike she wants, but she strains her neck trying to getting the bike down from 
the wall. In pain she promises the bike to whoever fixes her neck. Kramer saves the day and 
wants the bike. George is angry when Susan's cousin chooses to name her baby with the name 
he planned to give his first offspring. He desperately tries to convince them to use another name. 
Kramer works out an arrangement with Jerry to keep track of what he takes from Jerry's kitchen. 
Jerry is curious when his girlfriend is always wearing the same dress, every time they go out. 

b: 1 Feb 96 pc: 713 w: Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: Viewer Bryan Wagg noticed a blooper in this episode. When Newman is sitting on the 
couch acting as an arbitrator he is wearing his wedding ring. In the next cut back to him, it has 
disappeared. 



"The Cadillac (1)"
gs: Walter Olkewicz [ Nick (Cable Guy) ], Annabelle Gurwitch [ Katy ], Bill Macy [ Herb ], Jesse 
White [ Ralph ] rc: Helen, Morty, Susan, Klompus 

Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new Cadillac, when his last job really pays well. 
Kramer who now knows about what Jerry makes says it will change their relationship. It certainly 
changes his relationship with Elaine, she's interested again. George reconsiders his engagement 
when one of Elaine's friends tells him that she could have set him up with Oscar winning actress, 
Marisa Tomei. The cable company wants to see Kramer and he takes the opportunity to get 
revenge on them. George wants to meet Marisa for a cup of coffee, even when Elaine's friend is 
in the hospital with a heart condition. Jack Klompus accuses Morty of embezzling funds to pay for 
his new Cadillac. 

b: 8 Feb 96 pc: 714 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: Originally broadcast as part of a 60 min episode. 


"The Cadillac (2)"
gs: Marisa Tomei [ Herself ], Walter Olkewicz [ Nick (Cable Guy) ], Ann Guilbert [ Evelyn ], 
Frances Bay [ Mabel Choate ], Bill Macy [ Herb ], Jesse White [ Ralph ], Annie Korzen [ Doris 
Klompus ], Daniel Zacapa [ Power Guy (John) ], Golde Starger [ Bldg "A" ], Janice Davis [ Bldg 
"B" ], Art Frankle [ Bldg "C" ] rc: Helen, Morty, Susan, Klompus 

Kramer continues to play with the cable guy. George's obsession with Marisa makes Susan 
suspicious. Elaine calls Jerry in Florida and tells him she wants to come and join him. Elaine gets 
George Marisa's phone number and now he needs her for an alibi (which involves her "boyfriend" 
Art Vandelay, an importer/ exporter). Morty's ace in the hole, to keep him from impeachment, is 
the woman Jerry stole the marble rye from, but she doesn't remember him, at least at first. The 
cable guy zeros in on Kramer, but he gets away. George's meeting with Marisa doesn't go as well 
as planned and Susan thinks he he's having an affair with Elaine. The cable guy concedes 
defeat. 

b: 8 Feb 96 pc: 717 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: Originally broadcast as part of a 60 min episode. 


"The Shower Head"
gs: Jay Leno [ Himself ], Ron West [ Dr. Strugatz ], Tim deZarn [ Salesman ], Michelle Bonilla [ 
Waitress ], Angelo Di Mascio Jr. [ Man ] rc: Newman, Estelle, Frank, Helen, Morty, Uncle Leo, 
Peterman 

Elaine gets a physical for a pending trip with Peterman to Africa. Her physical test results show 
positive for opium, so Peterman fires her. Jerry parent's are in seclusion in New York while biding 
time until they can move back to Florida. George tries to convince his parents to move to Florida. 
The shower heads in Jerry's building are being replaced with a new low-flow model; Newman 
finds a source for black market shower heads. The Seinfelds tell the Costanzas that there is no 
room for them in Florida, that gives Frank all the incentive he needs to move. George is delighted. 
Elaine finds the cause of her opium addiction and finds a donor for her next physical. Jerry makes 
a joke on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno at the expense of Uncle Leo and he pays the price for 
making fun of the family. 

b: 15 Feb 96 pc: 715 w: Peter Mehlman & Marjorie Gross d: Andy Ackerman 

NOTE: On 19 Feb 96 as part of the Late Show With David Letterman: Video Special II, Jerry and 
Jason appear doing a scene about sandwiches. David Letterman interrupts their dialog and put 
his two cents in, then Paul Shaffer arrives and takes Dave back to their show. After they leave 
Jerry quips to Jason, "What the opposite of Must See TV?" He then points to where Dave and 
Paul were standing. 


"The Doll"
gs: Mark Metcalf [ Maestro ], Kathy Griffin [ Sally Weaver ], Mary Jo Keenen [ Deena ], Monica 
Allison [ Stewardess ], Larry Braman [ Stage Manager ], John Lizzi [ The Other Guy ] rc: Frank, 
Estelle, Susan 

Susan's old roommate from college, Sally Weaver, gives Jerry a package that she wants him to 
be careful with; which he is, but he loses his own package in the process. Frank tells George he 
is turning his room into a billiard room. Elaine tells Frank about a man she saw in Tuscany who 
looks just like him, Frank thinks it may be the cousin who stayed behind. Kramer challenges him 
to a game where the space is a bit tight. Jerry is enthusiastic about a new toothbrush, which he is 
convinced Elaine must have. Susan has a doll that looks uncannily like George's mother; she 
doesn't believe it, but he does and it affects his performance. Jerry is going to be on Charles 
Grodin's show with one of the Three Tenors, not Pavarotti or Domingo, but "the other guy." Elaine 
goes with him the studio, to replace an autographed picture of "the other guy," for "the Maestro" 
that was damaged while they were in Tuscany. "The Maestro" provides a new fashion for Kramer 
and Frank while playing pool, and his baton is an answer to the space problem in the billiard 
room. Susan's roommate comes to town. She tries to help Jerry out by bringing him back a better 
barbecue sauce and bringing a doll to the studio for Jerry, which in her opinion, is much funnier 
than the one Jerry wanted. Jerry has no material for his appearance. 

b: 22 Feb 96 pc: 716 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Andy Ackerman 


"The Friars Club (a.k.a. The Gypsies)"
gs: Rob Schneider [ Bob ], Pat Cooper [ Himself ], Samantha Smith (II) [ Hallie ], Lisa Kushell [ 
Connie ], Robert Martin Robinson [ Maitre 'd ], Norman Large [ Detective ], Peggy Lane [ Waitress 
], The Flying Karamazov Brothers [ The Flying Sandos Brothers ] rc: Susan, Peterman, Jackie 
Chiles 

George is happy because he has a three-month reprieve. The wedding is delayed until June (just 
in time for the end of the May sweeps and a cliffhanger!). Meanwhile he is also excited because 
Jerry is going to go out with Susan's best friend. He envisions their friendship in the future as 
being "Gatsby"-like. Jerry is trying to get into the Friars Club, but loses a jacket he "borrowed" for 
dinner there, at a performance of comedic jugglers that was "worked on" by Susan's friend. 
Kramer tries to duplicate the sleeping patterns of Da Vinci and falls asleep at some inopportune 
moments; one of which puts him put in the Hudson River. Peterman hires a deaf employee and 
Elaine suffers the consequences, when she gets loaded with some of his work. Trying to see how 
deaf he really is, Elaine comes on to him, which Peterman overhears and tries to help out their 
budding relationship. 

b: 7 Mar 96 pc: 718 w: David Mandel d: Andy Ackerman 


"The Wig Master"
gs: Patrick Bristow [ Wig Master (Ethan) ], Harry Van Gorkum [ Craig ], Gina Mastrogiacomo [ 
Prostitute ], Kim Chase [ Charmaine ], Chaim Jeraffi [ Jiffy Park Guy ], Michael James McDonald [ 
Jesse ], Pamela Dillman [ Salesperson ], Zack Phifer [ Bob ], Shashi Bhatia [ Flower Girl ], 
Norman Brenner [ Ian ] rc: Susan 

Jerry uses Elaine to prove that a sales clerk is wrong about his looking at an expensive jacket. 
Elaine is picked up by the clerk. George has an unwanted house guest, a wig master for the 
touring company of "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat." He also has found a 
parking lot that charges $75 dollars a month; Kramer decides to put his car there. Unfortunately, 
he leaves his apartment key there. When he can't get his key, he is allowed to borrow a pink 
Cadillac. Jerry is convinced the clerk is working Elaine. George discovers why the lot is so cheap, 
he finds a used condom in his car and is asking a prostitute for information, just as Susan 
approaches. George discovers that he may have an out with Susan; she says she must be able 
to trust him and have no doubts. Kramer stays at Jerry's apartment. Elaine has a walking stick 
she lets Kramer have. Jerry tries to return his jacket, but discovers that "spite" isn't a viable 
reason. Kramer is allowed to borrow the back up "Electric Color Dreamcoat." Jerry is pu